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hairyyoda
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It's Friday have some more humour.

Post by hairyyoda » 20 Mar 2015, 17:44

Copied from a U S forum.

A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip.
He began his day with an 8 Lb walleye on the
first cast and a 7 Lb on the second. On the third cast he had just caught
his first ever walleye over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.
He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital
He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a
stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 walleye over 10 pounds. He was
jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your
fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were
out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has been
languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished
because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take!'
'For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll
be her care giver forever!'
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just screwing with ya. She's dead.
What'd you catch? :lol:
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Frogman Ladue
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Re: It's Friday have some more humour.

Post by Frogman Ladue » 20 Mar 2015, 20:48

hahahahahaha :lol:
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Re: It's Friday have some more humour.

Post by hibbydunk » 20 Mar 2015, 23:29

a bloke is walking on the beach on the west coast uk and finds a lamp. gives a rub and hey presto a genie pops out.

"you are granted one wish whatever you desire" says the genie

the bloke lookks at him and says
"Iwould like to go to america"

the genie says
"thats not much of a wish why don't you just fly"

the bloke says
"theres the crunch I am afraid of flying and sailing so you would have to build me a road from here to america."

the genie says
"its still not much of a wish a lot of stone and tarmac though might take me awhile and a lot of hard work. Could be a couple months before I get finished. Isn't there something else that you can think of that a wish of a lifetime would do for you"

the bloke thinks for a minute or two and says
"I have always wanted to know how a woman's mind works"




the genie frowns, looks at him and says
"how many white lines do you want on this road"

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