You couldn't fit any bigger into a helmet.
Well that's my 50th birthday prezzy to meself sorted.......
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Now that would explain why his tab ends are only ever half an inch long.
You couldn't fit any bigger into a helmet.
You couldn't fit any bigger into a helmet.
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Cheeky forkers, I don't look a day over 49 
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Re: Well that's my 50th birthday prezzy to meself sorted....
Corrected for you Mark.Marky610 wrote:Cheeky forkers, I don't look a day over 49 when clean shaven.
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Nice bike marky been looking myself I'll have a demo on the kawasaki z10r next year
Gloop how many lady owners on the zzr1100

Two and half million made and three quarters of these still on the road,can you say the same about your 4x4
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Well thats never going to happensome bloke wrote:Corrected for you Mark.Marky610 wrote:Cheeky forkers, I don't look a day over 49 when clean shaven.
Land Rovers, who would be daft enough to own one?
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No idea but they were all skinny cos like every ZZR when you come to a tight corner you scream OH GOD OH GOD I'M GOING TO DIE and them you drop another load in your trousers. The ZZR weight loss program.
I learned a long time ago that when bikes whizz past me on the twisties then, do not try to play, even if I am a better rider than them. Anything less than an A road leave well alone. A road's or better then BURN THEM TO HELL.
. Trying to persuade my mate to px his xjr for the ZZR. Bit more begging and I think he might even go for it.
No idea but they were all skinny cos like every ZZR when you come to a tight corner you scream OH GOD OH GOD I'M GOING TO DIE and them you drop another load in your trousers. The ZZR weight loss program.
I learned a long time ago that when bikes whizz past me on the twisties then, do not try to play, even if I am a better rider than them. Anything less than an A road leave well alone. A road's or better then BURN THEM TO HELL.
. Trying to persuade my mate to px his xjr for the ZZR. Bit more begging and I think he might even go for it.
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Had one years ago used to get the front end up a go through the gears now days the kill joys would be on your case not a lot of people get on the back of a bike with my at the helm
nearly bought one last month 23,000 on the clock 2001 needed carbs going back on it and it had brand new rubber £500 but went and had a look and it was neglected the fella had took off the fairing and not very well I might add what year is it millage and overall condition bud
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Two and half million made and three quarters of these still on the road,can you say the same about your 4x4
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I would be interested if it's got wipers, heater, stereo, cruise control, air con, cup holders 
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Someone asked me once how I can stand riding bikes through the winter. I said. well, my other option is a 60's landrover......so its not much different reallyrodp wrote:I would be interested if it's got wipers, heater, stereo, cruise control, air con, cup holders
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ha ha, shipped ours off down Salisbury to my brothers, he can suffer it a while
If you know to a good 2A g/box knocking around let me know, S3 would do at a push. This one is getting decidedly noisy apparently. I'm not paying for an Ashcroft one for him to use
If you know to a good 2A g/box knocking around let me know, S3 would do at a push. This one is getting decidedly noisy apparently. I'm not paying for an Ashcroft one for him to use
"Land Rover, the worlds best 4x4 by far"
"Argo, a great 8x8"
"Argo, a great 8x8"
















