English Humor

[Frogman Ladue]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette...

...are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'

The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.'

The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'

The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French tw** again.'




How'd I do hairyyoda?

[rodp]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette...

...are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'

The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.'

The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'

The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French tw** again.'




How'd I do hairyyoda?

Good, very good. That about sums it up in one

[chas]

Word has spread to the other side of the pond, we must be more covert.
I liked that.

[sunndog]

Very good, i did do a small edit though

[silent shooter]

[Frogman Ladue]

Very good, i did do a small edit though

We're not allowed to say the "T-word here"?

[sunndog]

As long as its not "the big ones" Our rules on swearing are pretty fluid mate don't worry. If i feel its gratuitous or the thread might go downhill from there i'll edit it out, other times i'll leave it....a late night joke thread has the potential to get out of hand while i'm having a kip so i'm playing it safe

[Radagast]

I know. I deleted my joke before hitting submit. Funny but crude and NSFW.

[sunndog]

NSFW.

speaking of swearing, Isnt that what lads from melbourne call the state you live in?

[Radagast]

Who cares what Mexicans think? We really need to build a wall on the border to keep the riff raff out!