Should I switch to sales threads instead of my signature?

[silent shooter]

I got a cunning plan !!!!!!! I'm off to bump every post......checkout my post count later boys

see if you can get your name in the latest post section of every thread

Good plan now my bans lifted

[PESCA]

I'll kick your gnome arse

George

[Radagast]

I'm the guy who annoyed Some Bloke by making him think he didn't have any feed back - he does, you just have to read every bloody post on the forum like I do to find it.
So I'll bump his thread to make him feel better.

[silent shooter]

Yea and ill get the monkey cops to put you in a zoo na naaaa na naaaaa na

[Radagast]

Trunk Monkey can kick any type of cops arse.

[some bloke]

Larffin my arse off at all these bumps.

If I had the time right now I'd quote and reply to each post but thanks all who have made this a fun thread.

Thanks too to Techno for the feedback - I was wondering how it worked for you.

[Hilbily]

Some bloke: "I would need something in writing - perhaps on here even, that you have looked up the requirements of recharging it if you let it get over discharged before I send on though. Elf n safety issues etc."

Dave I got to thinking about your sales and safety dilemmas a little tonight, and thought I might be of assistance identifying a few potential problems than could arise, and also I wanted to get my own bump in for you also...

I was wondering what other disclaimers you possibly may want to add to your form, when you get them printed up in triplicate.
You could possibly add it to your signature picture, although it would make it even larger than it is now. On second thought; possibly a link to an Adobe form that could be filled online would be a much better choice.
You defiantly want to have pages and pages of fine print in there so nobody will read it all, and don't forget the certified signature page at the end of the document.

Please make sure John Q Public is fully informed of the potential dangers your products could cause

Dave, I have accidentally swallowed that small aspheric lens you supplied me, the doctor can't get it out without surgery, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
Dave, my dog has ate that toxic battery you supplied me, he is very sick now, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
Dave, I was trying to quick charge that free battery you sold me by hooking both ends to some bare wire and plugging it in to the mains socket. I got badly burned, you sold it to me, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
Dave, I was staring at that oslon light for a few hours last night, because I quite liked the pale shade of red when i held it very close to my eyes. Now this morning I cant see shit, you supplied me that damn light, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
Dave, I and my girlfriend have been using that little light you sold me as a sex toy, last night the whole head came unscrewed inside her, pill, reflector, lens and all. I can't get it out, and it looks like there is going to be a Hefty doctor bill for you, because I don't want my wife to find out. You sold it to me, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
Dave, the post office has just informed me that the package you sent my flashlight with that free battery in, has somehow shorted out, caught fire, and burned down the mail sorting facility to the ground. Hope you don't mind but I gave them your number right away.
Dave, I have accidentally dropped that light you supplied me down the garbage disposal while it was running. Now my disposal is broken, the light is broken, my wife is yelling at me, you need to fix this, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
Dave, I have shot the farmers prize milk cow, since that small light with that special aspheric lens you supplied me was not quite bright enough to discern the shape, and I mistook that cow for a rabbit, I distinctly remember telling you I was going to be shooting at over a 1000 meters with that photon, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
Dave, I have accidentally dropped that little lens you supplied me and glass particles bounced up and got into my eyes, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem and that I should be wearing safety glasses?
Dave, I have been using the red lights you supplied me for tail lights on my car, the batteries went dead while I was driving today and the bobby gave me a ticket, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
Dave, I have accidentally stepped on that battery you sent me, I slipped and now my back is out, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
Dave, I was using that small light you sold me to prop open the damper in my fireplace, it fell out during the night and now we all have c02 poisoning according to the doctor. Why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
Dave, I want to inform you that the small light you supplied me only worked for just a second or two when I first hooked it up to my car battery. I want my money back, but my lawyer says there are grounds for plus punitive damages. I am so distraught I can't think straight, why didn't you inform me that this could be a problem?
I hope you don't take this wrong. Over here it is ridiculous what is on some disclaimers, there is one to not use your push lawnmower as a portable hedge trimmer. Some say this product is not fit for any purpose, expressed, implied, or otherwise. Not even the one it was designed for.

[some bloke]

Shttoppit now its hurtin.

I can't believe you typed all that out.

I just wish I could think up a fitting reply bump for it.

[rodp]

Shttoppit now its hurtin.

I can't believe you typed all that out.

I just wish I could think up a fitting reply bump for it.

How about a little sticker on your goods Dave that says "In case of a claim, please ring 0121 go and do one "