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God, it's wet down here!! And jokes....

Posted: 10 May 2012, 16:28
by fizzbangwhallop
It's been a while.... I've been up on the West Coast in sunshine!! Yes, honest!! Only actually got hailed/rained on for 40 minutes, couple of hours of rain sitting in the landy waiting for foxy to show n that was about it for the 3 weeks. :lol: Got back last Sunday to the wet stuff. :cry: But... did shoot my first flying fox!! Got flushed and went straight over the edge of a 30 foot cliff, first shot in mid-air, second as it hit the deck. Reeesult.

A woman walks into the doctors with a swollen nose.

"What happened to you?" asks the Doc.

"Well, a bee landed on my nose"

"And it stung you?"

"Oh no it didn't have time. My husband killed it with a shovel before it could."
:lol:

My budgie got out of his cage and shagged the dog..... if you're interested I've got some puppies going cheep

I can't believe Gavin has died of severe heartburn..... Gav is gone!!

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.. it seemed to take an age but eventually there she stood beside me.

I gave her a little wink and said "Get that trolley over here love, they got cases of Stella on 3 for 2."

As usual.. I never said they were any good!

Re: God, it's wet down here!! And jokes....

Posted: 10 May 2012, 20:03
by Gloop
Sigh.............. Really must bang my head against the wall.. :D

Re: God, it's wet down here!! And jokes.. & another topical

Posted: 11 May 2012, 20:08
by fizzbangwhallop
The BBC have just announced they're not going to broadcast all of Vidal Sasoon's funeral but they are going to show the highlights.


Ta daaaaaaaaaaarrrgghhh!

:lol:

Re: God, it's wet down here!! And jokes....

Posted: 13 May 2012, 22:23
by Gloop
Wheres me gun....................???