Got back last Sunday to the wet stuff. 
But... did shoot my first flying fox!! Got flushed and went straight over the edge of a 30 foot cliff, first shot in mid-air, second as it hit the deck. Reeesult.A woman walks into the doctors with a swollen nose.
"What happened to you?" asks the Doc.
"Well, a bee landed on my nose"
"And it stung you?"
"Oh no it didn't have time. My husband killed it with a shovel before it could."
My budgie got out of his cage and shagged the dog..... if you're interested I've got some puppies going cheep
I can't believe Gavin has died of severe heartburn..... Gav is gone!!
I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.. it seemed to take an age but eventually there she stood beside me.
I gave her a little wink and said "Get that trolley over here love, they got cases of Stella on 3 for 2."
As usual.. I never said they were any good!
