Jokes(?)
Posted: 24 Mar 2012, 16:29
Last night I told my mate I'd been bonking his wife.. he looked me in the eye and said "Are you serious??"
I said "No, nothing like that.... it's only sex"
Archeologists have discovered an ancient Egyptian ruler embalmed with chocolate. Apparently it was Pharoah Rocher.
My missus has just sent me a tex asking me to 'do her' tonight..... I have to admit I'm not looking forward to it as I'm crap at impressions!
Police have raided Kermits pad and found 100's of pictures of a naked Miss Piggy......
A spokesman said it was the worst case of frogs porn they'd ever seen.
Ta Daaaaaaa!
Fizz
(well I never said they were any good!)
I said "No, nothing like that.... it's only sex"
Archeologists have discovered an ancient Egyptian ruler embalmed with chocolate. Apparently it was Pharoah Rocher.
My missus has just sent me a tex asking me to 'do her' tonight..... I have to admit I'm not looking forward to it as I'm crap at impressions!
Police have raided Kermits pad and found 100's of pictures of a naked Miss Piggy......
A spokesman said it was the worst case of frogs porn they'd ever seen.
Ta Daaaaaaa!
Fizz
(well I never said they were any good!)