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Give us a ring mate, as per PM.

I can never do discreet sneezes - everyone jumps when I let one rip.

Oh you mea....

well... if you lube the hooters UP before you do stuff with them, they wont make half as much noise...

(unfortunately, the woman owning the hooters will make slightly more noise, its a tradeoff)