ok the kit is some dweeby IR surface mount leds...about 50 or 60 in an 'ARRAY' you need the important info and more inportant techy or tacky sounding jargon.. so remember 'ARRAY'
next and 'EMF' metor..temember that word its chronicaly crutial...i mean very important.
so to fill the article up a little more
remember 'ARRAY' and 'EMF'...special words like god and jesus...or budah, very very important.
next buy a canon camera from jessops, cant be argos because 'ICONIC' jesseps (remember ICONIC too its big sounding special word) and jigger the IR blocking filter (its a SPECIAL TECKY fraise IR BLOCKING FILTER) then attach the 'ARRAY' to the camera and switch on..then when you see the ghost with the nakid eye because of the IR special 'ARRAY' you can get 'IMPERATIVE' 'proof' of 'EXISTANCE'.. but dont forget the special words now.. or you'll not be in the in crowd.
but, if you dont have the right 'INTERFACE' plugs, you'll have to use the 'EMF' detector, but if your poor and want the special 'diy' kits for the 'KEEN AMATURE' then get a 8 quid meter of ebay, send it to the chaps who can put special ghost hunter stickers on it and your away..
yes away with the fairies.
(the proper emf kit costs two arms an a leg...and actaly measures summut else (but only after you've done a science degree to work it and read it..lol), but as its only a gimmick to sell tacky kiddy toys to adults..shhhh mums the word).
remember guys n gals.. mums the word, and dont forget the big souding words like ARRAY, EMF etc...keep it under yu hat, you dont want others to know just how special you have been...)
ghost hunting?
ghost hunting?
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
faise two, is do your research, the more harder the library to acces the better, learn what the locals say then go totaly unprepaired as if you dont know a thing about it.
reherse though, theres nothing worse than turning up nothing.
dont forget..when you grab your mates shoulder and screem, use a panic voise that would shit up the pope in the vestule room with his 'helpers' then everyone one say 'DID YOU FEEEL THAT!!!'
last faize, if all else fails, find a glass window surface and place a light and yourself in a weird angled posision, so it reflects of the glass..use the ir ARRAY and the EMF counter should pick up the IR power supply and spike out as you photagragh yourself relecting back of the window..dont forget to panick in fear though, it builds up the hype far more than reationaly..forget that word..its a little un important word, summut to do with rational.
last but not least, if you do meet some entity or ghost, it needs to be kept secret from every one..to protect it or the general publick.
the final 'MASTERS KIT' contains two testicales surrounded by cow poo...you use more b.o.l.l.o.c.k.s (special abreviasion) than evver to face it out as you bu..ll shit..........
reherse though, theres nothing worse than turning up nothing.
dont forget..when you grab your mates shoulder and screem, use a panic voise that would shit up the pope in the vestule room with his 'helpers' then everyone one say 'DID YOU FEEEL THAT!!!'
last faize, if all else fails, find a glass window surface and place a light and yourself in a weird angled posision, so it reflects of the glass..use the ir ARRAY and the EMF counter should pick up the IR power supply and spike out as you photagragh yourself relecting back of the window..dont forget to panick in fear though, it builds up the hype far more than reationaly..forget that word..its a little un important word, summut to do with rational.
last but not least, if you do meet some entity or ghost, it needs to be kept secret from every one..to protect it or the general publick.
the final 'MASTERS KIT' contains two testicales surrounded by cow poo...you use more b.o.l.l.o.c.k.s (special abreviasion) than evver to face it out as you bu..ll shit..........
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
adobe affter affect or some similar will indeed help to 'SUPERIMPOSE' (another remember word) and bring details into veiw..
most important is using free software to eraise any image info..add noise and other 'ARTIFACTS' (special big word there..) to increase 'AUTHENTISISITY'.
the more of a mystery, the less fact the better....it's truly a 'MYSTERY' then.
(a mystery people actualy manage to breed under these condisions).
next week we delve into the ufo conspiricy and 'AMERICA'.. oh cummon guys yu cant a bigger word than 'AMERICA', add in conspiricy...how could you resist!!
you just need to truly beleive is all....truly beleive and you'll eventualy see the truth of it all..............ermm or you'll see what ever you want to and need medical assistance, and of course a coat that fits all very very snugly.
theyre comeing yu know!! (just dont ask who is coming ffs!!!! thats another 4 hour of bu.ll..shit to no avail).
most important is using free software to eraise any image info..add noise and other 'ARTIFACTS' (special big word there..) to increase 'AUTHENTISISITY'.
the more of a mystery, the less fact the better....it's truly a 'MYSTERY' then.
(a mystery people actualy manage to breed under these condisions).
next week we delve into the ufo conspiricy and 'AMERICA'.. oh cummon guys yu cant a bigger word than 'AMERICA', add in conspiricy...how could you resist!!
you just need to truly beleive is all....truly beleive and you'll eventualy see the truth of it all..............ermm or you'll see what ever you want to and need medical assistance, and of course a coat that fits all very very snugly.
theyre comeing yu know!! (just dont ask who is coming ffs!!!! thats another 4 hour of bu.ll..shit to no avail).
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
ufo conspirisies have indeed been proven.. (the conspiricy 'theory' is very real..)
the americans are fending off ufo's on a day to day basis, with 'telsa tecnology' sending bolts randomly at the ufo's and bringingthe odd ones down, and then by reverse engineering the (blown up) downed ships the tecnology you see today (still transiter tecnology only smaller and in carbon fibre) is proof, after all, and i quote some 'Burt Nobody' ''WELL JUST LOOK AT THE NEW STEALTH BOMMERS, THERES NO WAY THEYRE EARTH TECNOLOGY' so there yu go proof that theories are really 'theories' lmfao!!
the US have over 800 concentrasion camps within their own borders, no one knows what they are for (well..its feazable that they use them to imprison nationals from which ever countries theyre at war with, e.g. all the japanese went into camp in WW2..germans too..).
the us even build these 'camps' or prosons with perimiter walls and barbed wire, so it prooves theyre for detaining people, people they want to swap with the aliens for more tecnology, under the title of 'bio mass', the humans being this 'bio mass' (see big wod..sounds tecky so its proof).
(side issues like WW2 germany had stealth bommers hense prooving hitler was in legue with the devil and contacting aliens.. because as Burt nobody said....ffffffff the stealth tecnology was beyond his understanding there for alien tecnology)
yardy bardy yardy..
they are coming... just dont ask who ffs.....
now then, how the hell do you exsplain the ufo sighting? yu can can you?? otherwise they would be 'identified' and there for not un identified.
one of the conspiritors actualy confirmed suspisions when he leeked ''well how do you inform 14 million people that on tuesday at 11.15pm theres a secret flight test?''... proves he a conspiritor doesnt it? lmfao!!!!
there yu have it, if thee ghosts dont get yu the aliens will, if they dont them will..yu know the 'they' with no names.
THEM the one ones you cant name....
again, dont ask who 'they' are you'll ruin it all!! gawd sake.
if you see polotision on tv and they look like lizards, dont blame lsd or any other things, it probably was real and no one else can see it..or...you've just realised theyre cold blooded effeciect feeders with a strange dinasore look in their eye..that look wont be anything to do with psycopathy, greed or 'hahh!! i got more than you dicks'..
proves it beyond doubt, there are conspiricy theries, there are facts, but just not in the order you think..i.e. theres hundreds of 'theries' and hundreds of facts, just neather coincide to answer 'who the f u k' are you on about.
now then, any one exsperiencing a saw bum hole..and a memery loss..? sorry, but i dont think a tiney sports car sized space ship travels with a 3 foot long 5 inch plus wide anul probe...tbh or at least think a bit further its going to be a compact and beee jou unit, one size fit all type of thing, from small rodents to large elefanty sized mamals, or 'other alien life forms'.
i think the main issue about travelling many millions of light years and returning before your planet 'exspiers' definatly substanciates 'no very large sphinctor wrecking probes'....pay the lady up front yu dork!
the americans are fending off ufo's on a day to day basis, with 'telsa tecnology' sending bolts randomly at the ufo's and bringingthe odd ones down, and then by reverse engineering the (blown up) downed ships the tecnology you see today (still transiter tecnology only smaller and in carbon fibre) is proof, after all, and i quote some 'Burt Nobody' ''WELL JUST LOOK AT THE NEW STEALTH BOMMERS, THERES NO WAY THEYRE EARTH TECNOLOGY' so there yu go proof that theories are really 'theories' lmfao!!
the US have over 800 concentrasion camps within their own borders, no one knows what they are for (well..its feazable that they use them to imprison nationals from which ever countries theyre at war with, e.g. all the japanese went into camp in WW2..germans too..).
the us even build these 'camps' or prosons with perimiter walls and barbed wire, so it prooves theyre for detaining people, people they want to swap with the aliens for more tecnology, under the title of 'bio mass', the humans being this 'bio mass' (see big wod..sounds tecky so its proof).
(side issues like WW2 germany had stealth bommers hense prooving hitler was in legue with the devil and contacting aliens.. because as Burt nobody said....ffffffff the stealth tecnology was beyond his understanding there for alien tecnology)
yardy bardy yardy..
they are coming... just dont ask who ffs.....
now then, how the hell do you exsplain the ufo sighting? yu can can you?? otherwise they would be 'identified' and there for not un identified.
one of the conspiritors actualy confirmed suspisions when he leeked ''well how do you inform 14 million people that on tuesday at 11.15pm theres a secret flight test?''... proves he a conspiritor doesnt it? lmfao!!!!
there yu have it, if thee ghosts dont get yu the aliens will, if they dont them will..yu know the 'they' with no names.
THEM the one ones you cant name....
again, dont ask who 'they' are you'll ruin it all!! gawd sake.
if you see polotision on tv and they look like lizards, dont blame lsd or any other things, it probably was real and no one else can see it..or...you've just realised theyre cold blooded effeciect feeders with a strange dinasore look in their eye..that look wont be anything to do with psycopathy, greed or 'hahh!! i got more than you dicks'..
proves it beyond doubt, there are conspiricy theries, there are facts, but just not in the order you think..i.e. theres hundreds of 'theries' and hundreds of facts, just neather coincide to answer 'who the f u k' are you on about.
now then, any one exsperiencing a saw bum hole..and a memery loss..? sorry, but i dont think a tiney sports car sized space ship travels with a 3 foot long 5 inch plus wide anul probe...tbh or at least think a bit further its going to be a compact and beee jou unit, one size fit all type of thing, from small rodents to large elefanty sized mamals, or 'other alien life forms'.
i think the main issue about travelling many millions of light years and returning before your planet 'exspiers' definatly substanciates 'no very large sphinctor wrecking probes'....pay the lady up front yu dork!
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
statisticaly god is 'probabal' and aliens rank up as 'more probabal'.
the green slime that our life apeared from actauly floats off of this planet along with small insects and spiders and things in small frozen 'units'..
therefore we can predict quite reasonably that no other planet has this 'life' aspect...even though the green gunk floated here quite happily.(after all the sun floats around the earth..ok the earth isnt flat thats a now fairly good 'given'..but do you know from personal exsperience? that the earth isnt flat? hmmmm i feel a conspiricy theory coming on).
heheheh.........................i get it now, get some words and jumble up to sound good, hmmmm then spore advertising from the depths of the psychi...feeding an ego rapidly and constantly.
sounds good dunnit.
the green slime that our life apeared from actauly floats off of this planet along with small insects and spiders and things in small frozen 'units'..
therefore we can predict quite reasonably that no other planet has this 'life' aspect...even though the green gunk floated here quite happily.(after all the sun floats around the earth..ok the earth isnt flat thats a now fairly good 'given'..but do you know from personal exsperience? that the earth isnt flat? hmmmm i feel a conspiricy theory coming on).
heheheh.........................i get it now, get some words and jumble up to sound good, hmmmm then spore advertising from the depths of the psychi...feeding an ego rapidly and constantly.
sounds good dunnit.
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
Bloody hell Snoops, by the time I've typed a reply it's already out of date because you've spouted more 
Anyway to quote Snoopy.
"now then, any one exsperiencing a saw bum hole..and a memery loss..? sorry, but i dont think a tiney sports car sized space ship travels with a 3 foot long 5 inch plus wide anul probe...tbh or at least think a bit further its going to be a compact and beee jou unit, one size fit all type of thing, from small rodents to large elefanty sized mamals, or 'other alien life forms'."
Might this explain the bowel problems you were kindly telling us about a few weeks back.
Anyway to quote Snoopy.
"now then, any one exsperiencing a saw bum hole..and a memery loss..? sorry, but i dont think a tiney sports car sized space ship travels with a 3 foot long 5 inch plus wide anul probe...tbh or at least think a bit further its going to be a compact and beee jou unit, one size fit all type of thing, from small rodents to large elefanty sized mamals, or 'other alien life forms'."
Might this explain the bowel problems you were kindly telling us about a few weeks back.
Effluent in many languages.
Re: ghost hunting?
now then..genitics.
first lot of gene splicing was donr a way long time ago with would you beleive a babeys hair.. since then no ones done 'anyfink' like it because its illigal and against this n that ufo rule, i mean un and stuff...its ok for animals though as long as no one leeks to it to the press and some one gets upset about it...especialy if they cant understand it like.
the plot thickens, apart from actualy creating the 'life' bit with genitics, i.e. its at an apparntly only low leval organisms like bacteria or virus type stage.. but theyre sort of 'logging a foot print' and getting one.
k..to digres a bit further, a lot of genitical foot prints (DNA sequences) are becoming exstinc by the day, its like a race to see who can innialate life forms and planets before the genetisists can have their day.. they'll be needing the already exsiting dna to make up new ones, or, re invent the wheel untill the money doners say 'come on!!! actualy do something'..
so heres the shitter, hitler was changing eye colours in live 'subject's' and the likes after the superior race (just a coincidence that he had jewish blood and the duper race was to be bland with big boobies but there yu go) something the genious missed was the closed jene pool problem, one way to discribe this closed jene pool is the preverbial kentucky situasion i've heard about, they basically recon theres only 4 sir names...i.e. closed jene pool. statements like 'hill billy jo bob is his own father have been banded about...in truth ts more likely his dad is his brother and mother lol....you get the drift.
the super race was doomed in the base material...even if you just program a base sequence, the problem being you had to use billy bobs uncle who was also his son for the base bio mass...
so, to where we are today, 'nobody' is meddling with human genes..its not aloud, unless you have a special licence or a secret bunker lab, as such every bugger must have one to keep up with the other posable not aloud counties 'who wouldnt fo that its naughty'.
so.... have you notised anything strange lately, like your wife seems diferent today? are you kids acting weird, reading books or learning? totaly strange behavur like being observant??
jeeesus its the clone replacement theory!!
they walk amoungst us..the 'they' its 'them'...are they really coming to get you?? because after all...you know to much.
first lot of gene splicing was donr a way long time ago with would you beleive a babeys hair.. since then no ones done 'anyfink' like it because its illigal and against this n that ufo rule, i mean un and stuff...its ok for animals though as long as no one leeks to it to the press and some one gets upset about it...especialy if they cant understand it like.
the plot thickens, apart from actualy creating the 'life' bit with genitics, i.e. its at an apparntly only low leval organisms like bacteria or virus type stage.. but theyre sort of 'logging a foot print' and getting one.
k..to digres a bit further, a lot of genitical foot prints (DNA sequences) are becoming exstinc by the day, its like a race to see who can innialate life forms and planets before the genetisists can have their day.. they'll be needing the already exsiting dna to make up new ones, or, re invent the wheel untill the money doners say 'come on!!! actualy do something'..
so heres the shitter, hitler was changing eye colours in live 'subject's' and the likes after the superior race (just a coincidence that he had jewish blood and the duper race was to be bland with big boobies but there yu go) something the genious missed was the closed jene pool problem, one way to discribe this closed jene pool is the preverbial kentucky situasion i've heard about, they basically recon theres only 4 sir names...i.e. closed jene pool. statements like 'hill billy jo bob is his own father have been banded about...in truth ts more likely his dad is his brother and mother lol....you get the drift.
the super race was doomed in the base material...even if you just program a base sequence, the problem being you had to use billy bobs uncle who was also his son for the base bio mass...
so, to where we are today, 'nobody' is meddling with human genes..its not aloud, unless you have a special licence or a secret bunker lab, as such every bugger must have one to keep up with the other posable not aloud counties 'who wouldnt fo that its naughty'.
so.... have you notised anything strange lately, like your wife seems diferent today? are you kids acting weird, reading books or learning? totaly strange behavur like being observant??
jeeesus its the clone replacement theory!!
they walk amoungst us..the 'they' its 'them'...are they really coming to get you?? because after all...you know to much.
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
HERE!!chas wrote:Bloody hell Snoops, by the time I've typed a reply it's already out of date because you've spouted more
Anyway to quote Snoopy.
"now then, any one exsperiencing a saw bum hole..and a memery loss..? sorry, but i dont think a tiney sports car sized space ship travels with a 3 foot long 5 inch plus wide anul probe...tbh or at least think a bit further its going to be a compact and beee jou unit, one size fit all type of thing, from small rodents to large elefanty sized mamals, or 'other alien life forms'."
Might this explain the bowel problems you were kindly telling us about a few weeks back.
THAT MIGHT EXSPAIN IT! ffs dont tell atos they'll deem every one 'only bum probed..fit for work'. 'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
nar then? what happened to the KGB after they were closed down? rumour has it allthe operatives went home to live narmal mundane jobs back home,
is it posable they thought hmmmmm we could feck up the goverment by just staying here? after all, given the choise of no food no clothing loadsa money, and the odd poison a polotision day...it'd be more fun being free?
after all having that sort of power over lives is obviously just too much presure? surely you'd relinquish your power lust?
oh my god! another they.....
is it posable they thought hmmmmm we could feck up the goverment by just staying here? after all, given the choise of no food no clothing loadsa money, and the odd poison a polotision day...it'd be more fun being free?
after all having that sort of power over lives is obviously just too much presure? surely you'd relinquish your power lust?
oh my god! another they.....
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
back, back in time some very large hairy blokes (probly a few women too) got to gether and had a gentle conflab..
ug said to blug ''i'm bored what shall we do''
blug replied..''fff dunno think i've had too many them weird mushrooms again and i'm going to have eat your leg cuzzz i'm starvin.''
the femal in ack round thought ''ffs sake bloody men!!'' and gently said ''no sex for you unless you listen!!''
both shut ***k up and listened intensly..
''why dont you, yu know, like drag some massive stones feckin miles through the baron scaped winderness and build a ferkin huge clock! summut yu can see for miles so you wont get lost again!! you'll see it! right over there and know where you are!! bu6t fu god sake dont mke the top flat cuz i'm sick of getting bum probed every time i have my mushrooms by them aliens..
ug and blug fill their pants and agreed...''yes we'll do that'' (the stone henge not the probing.)
there yu have it the cheif helped by organising it all (to shut his missis up because it seems she was beeing abducted every bleeding autumn time..)
(the lsd stuff in mushies dilates eyes and ermm other things...shhhhh so goes under the listing of does my bum look big in this? the answer IS NOT no its yu fat that makes you looks fat..or 'hav i got a baggy fanny?' the reply is 'no dear its the mushies'..etc etc besides..yu cant clap can you? there yu go..).
so.. they all wandered how to make it, and to move the stones..the cheif said i know i'll ring egypt, theyve got some luverly lunar landing sites, ermmm i mean pyramids i'll see what they say.
the phario charged um a years crop and 50 women...and said...oh fu gods said push um ard.. they'll go, just et summut under them, like a 100 workers moving sand a day..big ramp push it up there yu go, and fu gawd sake keep them aliens from landing on it..my sister and wife keep moaning about her sore bum ole!
so back at the meeting, all the elders said..yeh lets do it...we're 50 women short theres nowt else to do, besides..wait till you see he look on there faces...when 'they see it', no one asked who they were...they cowered and agreed knowing 'they' would come and get them...fff must of been scarey with no internet.
(the main 'conspiracy ALL the earthmystic writers miss out is how carbon dating puts some curcles quite a few years befor mankind 'apperently apeared'..of no consiquence no doubt..)
the guy who dug up stone henge was sure there would be enough treasure there to pay his debts off...alas the one bronze dagger found meabt firtly..he was fubarred..suprise suprise, and secondly, when the engineers reasembled stone henge in 1927 or what ever theyd beval away to get a nice flat top on the henge....
du dahh.. so be careful because no only are they, them and the stones (now know as those) are gunna get yu!!! not only that but now the aliens can land at stone henge!!
ug said to blug ''i'm bored what shall we do''
blug replied..''fff dunno think i've had too many them weird mushrooms again and i'm going to have eat your leg cuzzz i'm starvin.''
the femal in ack round thought ''ffs sake bloody men!!'' and gently said ''no sex for you unless you listen!!''
both shut ***k up and listened intensly..
''why dont you, yu know, like drag some massive stones feckin miles through the baron scaped winderness and build a ferkin huge clock! summut yu can see for miles so you wont get lost again!! you'll see it! right over there and know where you are!! bu6t fu god sake dont mke the top flat cuz i'm sick of getting bum probed every time i have my mushrooms by them aliens..
ug and blug fill their pants and agreed...''yes we'll do that'' (the stone henge not the probing.)
there yu have it the cheif helped by organising it all (to shut his missis up because it seems she was beeing abducted every bleeding autumn time..)
(the lsd stuff in mushies dilates eyes and ermm other things...shhhhh so goes under the listing of does my bum look big in this? the answer IS NOT no its yu fat that makes you looks fat..or 'hav i got a baggy fanny?' the reply is 'no dear its the mushies'..etc etc besides..yu cant clap can you? there yu go..).
so.. they all wandered how to make it, and to move the stones..the cheif said i know i'll ring egypt, theyve got some luverly lunar landing sites, ermmm i mean pyramids i'll see what they say.
the phario charged um a years crop and 50 women...and said...oh fu gods said push um ard.. they'll go, just et summut under them, like a 100 workers moving sand a day..big ramp push it up there yu go, and fu gawd sake keep them aliens from landing on it..my sister and wife keep moaning about her sore bum ole!
so back at the meeting, all the elders said..yeh lets do it...we're 50 women short theres nowt else to do, besides..wait till you see he look on there faces...when 'they see it', no one asked who they were...they cowered and agreed knowing 'they' would come and get them...fff must of been scarey with no internet.
(the main 'conspiracy ALL the earthmystic writers miss out is how carbon dating puts some curcles quite a few years befor mankind 'apperently apeared'..of no consiquence no doubt..)
the guy who dug up stone henge was sure there would be enough treasure there to pay his debts off...alas the one bronze dagger found meabt firtly..he was fubarred..suprise suprise, and secondly, when the engineers reasembled stone henge in 1927 or what ever theyd beval away to get a nice flat top on the henge....
du dahh.. so be careful because no only are they, them and the stones (now know as those) are gunna get yu!!! not only that but now the aliens can land at stone henge!!
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'