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MisChief on my mind

Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 18:15
by Hartshot
Got one of those heads on tonight, who knows what's going to happen :think: ?????

H

Re: MisChief on my mind

Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 19:03
by 22-250jock
Surely not.............................not like you at all 'H' :lol: :lol:

Re: MisChief on my mind

Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 19:20
by Hartshot
Did you know that there's nearly 5000 calories in a litre bottle of Baileys ! Works out that I can't eat until Michealmass Tuesday :shifty:

H

Re: MisChief on my mind

Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 19:24
by 22-250jock
try mixing some lime with it....................




I guarantee you wouldn't drink much of it :sick: :crazy:

Re: MisChief on my mind

Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 19:56
by Hartshot
Sounds unique, looks like a bottle of sick, I bet !!!

While we're on the subject of sick. Horses can't vomit and people who drink cider and black often end up in A&E complaining of a ruptured spleen or somesuchaslikeandallthat :wtf: ...."so Madam, what have you beenn drinking tonight" ? Rocket scientists need not apply :geek:

Why is it that women who are supposed to be the caring loving types have little or no regard for how you feel 99.9% of the time ?

H

Ps, No I've not had a drop tonight, driving later.

Re: MisChief on my mind

Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 20:37
by 22-250jock
[quote="Hartshot"]Sounds unique, looks like a bottle of sick, I bet !!!

curdles like cottage cheese :sick:

Why is it that women who are supposed to be the caring loving types have little or no regard for how you feel 99.9% of the time ?

the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb :crazy: :eh:

Re: MisChief on my mind

Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 20:48
by sunndog
the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb :crazy: :eh:[/quote]

that rules out the fearsome cock slap then

Re: MisChief on my mind

Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 22:29
by snoopy
sunndog wrote:the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb :crazy: :eh:
that rules out the fearsome cock slap then[/quote]


you sure...oops :lol:

Re: MisChief on my mind

Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 22:33
by michael40
sunndog wrote:the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb :crazy: :eh:
that rules out the fearsome cock slap then[/quote]


Brings back memories :mrgreen:


the good old days a

Re: MisChief on my mind

Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 22:34
by snoopy
michael40 wrote:
sunndog wrote:the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb :crazy: :eh:
that rules out the fearsome cock slap then

Brings back memories :mrgreen:


the good old days a[/quote]


reminds of a line from an old song 'take that look off your face'..hehehe priceless..