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MisChief on my mind
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 18:15
by Hartshot
Got one of those heads on tonight, who knows what's going to happen

?????
H
Re: MisChief on my mind
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 19:03
by 22-250jock
Surely not.............................not like you at all 'H'

Re: MisChief on my mind
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 19:20
by Hartshot
Did you know that there's nearly 5000 calories in a litre bottle of Baileys ! Works out that I can't eat until Michealmass Tuesday
H
Re: MisChief on my mind
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 19:24
by 22-250jock
try mixing some lime with it....................
I guarantee you wouldn't drink much of it

Re: MisChief on my mind
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 19:56
by Hartshot
Sounds unique, looks like a bottle of sick, I bet !!!
While we're on the subject of sick. Horses can't vomit and people who drink cider and black often end up in A&E complaining of a ruptured spleen or somesuchaslikeandallthat

...."so Madam, what have you beenn drinking tonight" ? Rocket scientists need not apply
Why is it that women who are supposed to be the caring loving types have little or no regard for how you feel 99.9% of the time ?
H
Ps, No I've not had a drop tonight, driving later.
Re: MisChief on my mind
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 20:37
by 22-250jock
[quote="Hartshot"]Sounds unique, looks like a bottle of sick, I bet !!!
curdles like cottage cheese
Why is it that women who are supposed to be the caring loving types have little or no regard for how you feel 99.9% of the time ?
the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb

Re: MisChief on my mind
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 20:48
by sunndog
the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb

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that rules out the fearsome cock slap then
Re: MisChief on my mind
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 22:29
by snoopy
sunndog wrote:the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb

that rules out the fearsome cock slap then[/quote]
you sure...oops

Re: MisChief on my mind
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 22:33
by michael40
sunndog wrote:the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb

that rules out the fearsome cock slap then[/quote]
Brings back memories
the good old days a
Re: MisChief on my mind
Posted: 20 Jul 2013, 22:34
by snoopy
michael40 wrote:sunndog wrote:the phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb

that rules out the fearsome cock slap then
Brings back memories
the good old days a[/quote]
reminds of a line from an old song 'take that look off your face'..hehehe priceless..