That reminds me of my first time on a motorbike, my dad's old James 150cc - there's a blast from the past for some old git on here !
I knew the principles, riding it was the problem
There I was, sat on this pristine old British machine...
I started her up...
Let her warm up a little...
Gave her a bit of a rev...
Tested the clutch and brake levers...
Put her into 1st...
Increased the revs a little...
Let the clutch out gently...
Pulled off, over revved...
Panicked and drove headlong into the garage door opposite...CRASH ! Muppet !!!
Dad turned blue, along with the air
I turned red and white, all at the same time.
Seen the INBETWEENERS episode with the bike crash ? Exactly like that
I like cars now !
H