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I've been suffering wind problems for what seems weeks now, some days are worse than others and the odd occasion has resulted in debris being scattered.
Some nights it's been that bad the neighbours have heard it and later commented on how it kept them awake.
There seems to be little or nothing I can do and it's really getting me down.
































When will this weather improve ?
Every time I want to go shooting it seems to be blowing a gale

Take up kiting

Farting is a terrible affliction, the only advice I can give you is don't wear plastic underpants, the only way we could ever find you is on RADAR !

H

Oooooh! The way your mind works The gales, the gales.
That one back fired on me, no pun intended.

I take Metformin tablets for diabetes type 2. If you google the side effects it looks like they ought to have called them Metfartin.

Leather trousers on motorbikes and flatulence do not go well together. The methane is held in the crack of your, ahem, and cannot escape so you end up burning your ass where the sun don't shine.
You have to stand up on the pegs and wiggle a bit to get it to move.

There speaks the voice of experience.