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Quotes - Your Favourites

Posted: 15 Apr 2013, 08:04
by Hartshot
Groucho Marx :

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Oscar Wilde :

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

H

Re: Quotes - Your Favourites

Posted: 15 Apr 2013, 13:46
by phoenix
Jeremy Clarkson (I think)
Health and Safety - the two most dangerous words in the English language

Cheers

Bruce

Re: Quotes - Your Favourites

Posted: 15 Apr 2013, 20:22
by Gloop
Today at work. We could do with setting up a hindsight committee.

Re: Quotes - Your Favourites

Posted: 21 Apr 2013, 02:02
by 2004arron
You only have one life so live it..