Man flu

[rodp]

I've got man flu again, feel like death This is the second time since Christmas

[some bloke]

Cheer up Rod, It's only the first one this year mate.

[rodp]

Cheer up Rod, It's only the first one this year mate.

That's made me feel great




And someone's moved the smilies about again

[michael40]

Cheer up Rod, It's only the first one this year mate.

Love it, pmsl, .

I know how you feel rod, I had the flu over the new year, not good.

Hope you feel better soon.

There was me thinking that you had gone on holiday

[SikaStag]

Where is that fancy hot air gun. It could keep you warm.

Here is my cure for the flu. Possibly not a cure but it makes me sleep right through the night. I hate when it feels like it is hard to swallow (no snide remarks please). Get a bottle of Glayva and just take the lid off and have as many swigs from the bottle. Keep looking over at the wife, when she starts to look appealing, stop and go to bed. You will sleep right through till the morning.

Tried and tested. Works.

Ian

[rodp]

Where is that fancy hot air gun. It could keep you warm.

Here is my cure for the flu. Possibly not a cure but it makes me sleep right through the night. I hate when it feels like it is hard to swallow (no snide remarks please). Get a bottle of Glayva and just take the lid off and have as many swigs from the bottle. Keep looking over at the wife, when she starts to look appealing, stop and go to bed. You will sleep right through till the morning.

Tried and tested. Works.

Ian

If your wife reads this you're doomed mate

Good idea ............but ..................I'm teetotal virtually

[SikaStag]

I am also Tee total virtually. I can go for 6 months to a year without having one drink of an evening.
I met my wife in a pub 20 years ago, Have been in a pub a handful of times in them 20y since meeting her. I am scared to go back in one.

I have no problems with my wife seeing this. I have the best wife in the world. She knows I am a continual joker. My wife suffers from pain on a daily basis, my cure for her pain is laughter. Takes her mind of the pain.
Been married 20 years, we have never had a major fall out, she has never went back to her parents for a few days. I cant say that for my two brothers. I am the only one that still has a wife.

She is the nicest natured woman I have ever met. She took on this bad boy and had such a calming influence, that it rubbed off on me. This is not me grovelling to make up for the above comment, that is fact.
I know of no one that has met her that has not immediately taken a liking to her.

Ok she is away now. I can stop writing all the luvvy duvvy stuff.

Ian

[rodp]

I am also Tee total virtually. I can go for 6 months to a year without having one drink of an evening.
I met my wife in a pub 20 years ago, Have been in a pub a handful of times in them 20y since meeting her. I am scared to go back in one.

I have no problems with my wife seeing this. I have the best wife in the world. She knows I am a continual joker. My wife suffers from pain on a daily basis, my cure for her pain is laughter. Takes her mind of the pain.
Been married 20 years, we have never had a major fall out, she has never went back to her parents for a few days. I cant say that for my two brothers. I am the only one that still has a wife.

She is the nicest natured woman I have ever met. She took on this bad boy and had such a calming influence, that it rubbed off on me. This is not me grovelling to make up for the above comment, that is fact. We believe you Ian, honestly
I know of no one that has met her that has not immediately taken a liking to her.

Ok she is away now. I can stop writing all the luvvy duvvy stuff. Ah, the truth is out

Ian

[Hartshot]

Get well soon Rodders, it's a proven medical fact it's worse for men

My Mrs says women are tougher than men, I put it to her this way.

Women have babies, it's undoubtedly very painfull. She agreed.
A year later that same woman might want another baby. She agreed.
That same woman has forgotten the level of pain she felt the previous year and is willing to go through it all again. She agreed.
A man gets kicked in the ballucks..................................see, it is worse for men

[SikaStag]

Get well soon Rodders, it's a proven medical fact it's worse for men

My Mrs says women are tougher than men, I put it to her this way.

Women have babies, it's undoubtedly very painfull. She agreed.
A year later that same woman might want another baby. She agreed.
That same woman has forgotten the level of pain she felt the previous year and is willing to go through it all again. She agreed.
A man gets kicked in the ballucks..................................see, it is worse for men