Joke

[fizzbangwhallop]

My missus told me I should try and see things from her point of view now and again..........

So I stood at the sink and looked out of the window.

[Bossy Boots]

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can get nearer the kichen sink

[fizzbangwhallop]

Bloke drowning his sorrows in the pub and the barman eventually asks him what's up.....

"Well I came home early from work and caught my best friend in bed with the wife"

"So, what did you do about that?" asked the barman

"Well I told the wife to pack her things and leave"

"What about your best friend?"

"I looked him straight in the eye and said BAD DOG, NO BISCUITS!!"

Lol, said they could only get worse!!