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Confirmation that the sun is out and shining brightly

Have you all noticed that the female of the species has the excellent ability of knowing and predicting what the weather is going to like
Had several places to go today, pay bills, pick up things, library, food shopping, bank, vets, post office etc. etc.
Nearly gone blind with female naked flesh everywhere Sun comes out = females discard clothing = more sun = less clothing females want to wear
30 i'sh young lady was in the bank wearing cutaway denim shorts that a camel had left it's foot print on
Low and behold I then turn up at Morrison's fish counter and am nearly blinded by a poke in my right eye by a athletic young lady who stretching to point out a piece of salmon while I was stooped looking at the kippers
There is a new disease about as well it's is called IHGTAPAEMST which translates to >>>
I HAVE GOT TATOOS AND PIERCING AND EVERYONE MUST SEE THEM far to graphic to describe, but from what I saw of the Pythons tail it did leave much of a guess about where the rest of the snake had gone

Shocked and surprised
Phil

Yep - today was tit Thursday

some bloke wrote: ↑

18 Apr 2018, 20:53

Yep - today was tit Thursday

It's Wednesday Dave, you lost track of time now retired

hairyyoda wrote: ↑

18 Apr 2018, 18:57

Confirmation that the sun is out and shining brightly

Have you all noticed that the female of the species has the excellent ability of knowing and predicting what the weather is going to like
Had several places to go today, pay bills, pick up things, library, food shopping, bank, vets, post office etc. etc.
Nearly gone blind with female naked flesh everywhere Sun comes out = females discard clothing = more sun = less clothing females want to wear
30 i'sh young lady was in the bank wearing cutaway denim shorts that a camel had left it's foot print on
Low and behold I then turn up at Morrison's fish counter and am nearly blinded by a poke in my right eye by a athletic young lady who stretching to point out a piece of salmon while I was stooped looking at the kippers
There is a new disease about as well it's is called IHGTAPAEMST which translates to >>>
I HAVE GOT TATOOS AND PIERCING AND EVERYONE MUST SEE THEM far to graphic to describe, but from what I saw of the Pythons tail it did leave much of a guess about where the rest of the snake had gone

Shocked and surprised
Phil

Of course you were staring at kippers Phil, we believe you .....................