Dear Santa.
Posted: 02 Dec 2017, 21:31
Dear Santa.
Can you fix it for me but not in a Jimmy way.
I would like a table saw, a planer/thicknesser, a dust extractor, a new small router to replace my broken one and a load of bits for it, a dovetail jig, a thermal spotter and a Wardy 800.
These would be my main presents, I have sent my stocking filler list telepathically.
While you're at it how about enough money so I can retire a bit earlier.
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
He is real you know.
Can you fix it for me but not in a Jimmy way.
I would like a table saw, a planer/thicknesser, a dust extractor, a new small router to replace my broken one and a load of bits for it, a dovetail jig, a thermal spotter and a Wardy 800.
These would be my main presents, I have sent my stocking filler list telepathically.
While you're at it how about enough money so I can retire a bit earlier.
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
He is real you know.
