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Just read this over on the sd, just had to copy and paste it here, sure the op won't mind. It was in the "worst thing your dogs done" thread.

Well my memory was prompted again by reading this thread once more.

30 years ago my mate Bill H rang me up for a phone chat.

G`day mate
Hows it bill
oh mate you shoulda seen me at the vets today
wrtf went down

well I have been watching susie (English Bull t ) getting around the yard trying to drop a henry with no luck
so after three days i took her to the vet

Go on how much?

Well the vet says hold her head while I inspect her rear
So here I am holding susies head while the vets is fingering her quoit (glove on)
When all of a sudden there was this whoosh of gas and green custard shiit that went up the vets arm hit his bent elbow and splashed his face hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (irreverent *******)

Well I myself am laughing like mad while Bill is telling me how the vet is spitting puut puut puut remnants of the custard out and wiping his face.

The culprit was a lamb t-bone lodged inside.

I still laugh to this day.

Hahahahahhaahha, would loved to have seen that - pity it weren't on video.

Now you know why vets charge as much as plumbers.