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axel
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Joined: 23 Oct 2012, 13:49
Location: warwickshire

Vibrator

Post by axel » 06 Sep 2016, 18:45

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'

The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone .'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'

Andrew2235
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Joined: 12 Feb 2015, 19:13
Location: Cheshire

Re: Vibrator

Post by Andrew2235 » 07 Sep 2016, 22:39

Good storey.

pickle
Stihl pickled
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Location: UK, Mid Essex.

Re: Vibrator

Post by pickle » 08 Sep 2016, 10:31

Axel, classic joke , congratulations man, love it.

jackal1
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Location: Lancashire

Re: Vibrator

Post by jackal1 » 20 Sep 2016, 22:14

Class :thumbup:

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