> Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today?
> Husband : First make it, we will name it laterl
>
> A frustrated husband in front of his laptop :
> Dear google, please do not behave like my wife.........
> Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
>
> A married man's prayer :
> Dear God, You gave me childhood, You took it away.
> You gave me youth, You took it away.
> You gave me a wife.............It's been years now, just reminding You!!
>
> A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
> "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
> Husband answers: "Because he's thinking of getting married"
>
> Employee : Sir, You are like a lion in the office! What about at home ???
> Boss : I am a lion at home too, but there we have a lion tamer !!!
>
> A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
> Wife : "Honey..........you say prayer before eating at home".
> Husband : "That's at home sweetheart...........here the chef knows how to cook.
>
> Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
> Please Do Not Disturb me.
> I am Married and already very Disturbed