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Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.
Posted: 05 Jun 2016, 14:36
by some bloke
As I lay in the garden earlier with my shorts scrunched up to resemble a baggy thong it occurred to me that I had possibly increased my vitamin D absorption area by about 38%. I just thought you all might like to know that.
Re: Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.
Posted: 05 Jun 2016, 15:08
by 22-250jock
Re: Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.
Posted: 05 Jun 2016, 16:41
by poppy mae
Bet Daves all buttered up for the all over tan..............
Re: Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.
Posted: 05 Jun 2016, 17:49
by rodp
Re: Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.
Posted: 05 Jun 2016, 23:54
by some bloke
Well it seems the sun wanted nothing to do with my ass so I might borrow a thong from her indoors today to do a David Beckham.
Re: Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.
Posted: 06 Jun 2016, 04:50
by Rocketvapor
Slick down with some Stork?
Re: Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.
Posted: 06 Jun 2016, 17:54
by 22-250jock
some bloke wrote:Well it seems the sun wanted nothing to do with my ass so I might borrow a thong from her indoors today to do a David Beckham.
Guess you'll have to make do with your Misses thong dave.......
wearing your Mankini has been banned apparently
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendez ... 7ee96c5a83
cheers jock
Re: Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.
Posted: 06 Jun 2016, 18:31
by some bloke
22-250jock wrote:some bloke wrote:Well it seems the sun wanted nothing to do with my ass so I might borrow a thong from her indoors today to do a David Beckham.
Guess you'll have to make do with your Misses thong dave.......
wearing your Mankini has been banned apparently
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendez ... 7ee96c5a83
cheers jock
She chucked her thongs a few years ago lol.
Re: Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.
Posted: 06 Jun 2016, 18:49
by Rocketvapor
some bloke wrote:
She chucked her thongs a few years ago lol.
Wish I could get mine to go commando
Re: Betty Swollucks weather has arrived here.
Posted: 06 Jun 2016, 21:13
by rodp
some bloke wrote:22-250jock wrote:some bloke wrote:Well it seems the sun wanted nothing to do with my ass so I might borrow a thong from her indoors today to do a David Beckham.
Guess you'll have to make do with your Misses thong dave.......
wearing your Mankini has been banned apparently
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendez ... 7ee96c5a83
cheers jock
She chucked her thongs a few years ago lol.
Ahh, that'll explain the headlines then a few years ago
"taxi driver arrested after complaints for driving naked apart from a skimpy thong" Only way to stop you was bin them
