Joke Incoming.
Posted: 30 Mar 2016, 21:42
Two guys sitting in a bar at the top of a skyscraper on a windy night. One says to the other 'I bet I can jump out of the window and be blown back in by the high winds.' ' No way' says his mate, ' 20 quid you won't try.'
So the first guy opens the window and after taking a good run up he dives through the window, after a painful 20 seconds or so he shoots back through the window and lands on the carpet. 'Bloody hell' his mate cries, 'here's your 20 quid.'
An onlooker, amazed and a bit drunk walks over and asks 'will you bet me 20 quid to do the same?'
'Of course I will' replies the first guy, holding up his newly gained money.
So the third fella runs at the open window and dives to his death.
' You know something Superman, you can be a right bastard when you're drunk.' Says the second guy.
So the first guy opens the window and after taking a good run up he dives through the window, after a painful 20 seconds or so he shoots back through the window and lands on the carpet. 'Bloody hell' his mate cries, 'here's your 20 quid.'
An onlooker, amazed and a bit drunk walks over and asks 'will you bet me 20 quid to do the same?'
'Of course I will' replies the first guy, holding up his newly gained money.
So the third fella runs at the open window and dives to his death.
' You know something Superman, you can be a right bastard when you're drunk.' Says the second guy.
Drunk Superman is a real as**ole!