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Morning all, new to NV, so I'm in the dark looking for my first night scope to go into a .22lr, based in County Durham, therefore, a sheepshagger, but please be gentle with me.

Hello.

Good morning. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior the E700 and the T20?

Hey, we aren't the ones doing the shagging. so no need to be gentle with you. Anyway, its Kiwis that are sheep shaggers, bestiality isn't a crime in NZ, but cruelty to animals is. So you have to wine and dine the sheep first and respect them in the morning.

Frogman, are you feeling well? A Yank with a sense of humour? A subtle sense of humour? Who are you and what have you done with our frogman?

We do it with cows in Cornwall - on a stool and sometimes fall off it - that's why I walk with a limp.

I think that's called 'milking' Dave. Unless you are doing it with a Bull!

some bloke wrote:We do it with cows in Cornwall - on a stool and sometimes fall off it - that's why I walk with a limp.

Gets that lonely working nights Dave?

A cow on each arm, makes lovely hand warmers...........

That'll be why most Cornishmen are 4'6" tall, they don't have to bend down to warm their arms

Radagast wrote: Frogman, are you feeling well? A Yank with a sense of humour? A subtle sense of humour? Who are you and what have you done with our frogman?

Hesus Christos, now the 'roos are picking on me....

Funniest thread and comments i've read ..... Man.. Especially when somebloke brought up cows out of sudden.. IDK it had the "four Yorkshire men" effect on me

somebloke, you really shouldn't, i mean you were already funny enough

And it was there all this time... Thanks O P ... Thanks guys

Radagast, in addition to your hilarious post too, "wine and dine and respect in the morning" , think about making funniest thread list, it shouldn't be difficult for you at all, and every one would contribute if you miss some, and vote for the new ones to add ? It's going to be a looooooooooong list.