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The above is Chinese for " Tonight I've been bitten by a dog".
Not my dog may I add.
Here doggy doggy show me your b*llocks when I've got my work boots on.

Was it a poodle with a pink ribbon. Did it catch you unaware?

Ffs chris, it sounds like an episode of the three stooges round youur house

Tell us the story then fella

Sounds nasty, I hope it's not too bad because I want to read your interpretation of how the event unfolded too...

Did you try lickin its nutz chris?

some bloke wrote:Did you try lickin its nutz chris?

There must be some strange rituals in Leicester for that to come to mind Dave

Bloody phone, just typed a lengthy reply, tapped a smilie and lost the lot.
Rod, It all stems from that nodding dog Dave has in his car window, a subject that's best left alone I'm thinking, slight variation on window licking.

chas wrote:Bloody phone, just typed a lengthy reply, tapped a smilie and lost the lot.
Rod, It all stems from that nodding dog Dave has in his car window, a subject that's best left alone I'm thinking, slight variation on window licking.

Hmm, could be quite an experience then booking a taxi in Leicester, and then along comes ........ DAVE

I booked a taxi in Leicester once to take me home and it sounded like a freakin helicopter. Swear the engine was going to go bang.