second to last line...i added a pun, but it dint stand out very well lolsunndog wrote:Hartshot wrote:phoenix wrote:Hartshot,
Thanks for starting the most enjoyable thread on the forum I can remember, and to everyone else who's posted their thoughts.
It's great we can have this sort of discussion without any personal insults flying (yet!).
Cheers
Bruce[
It's a testament (if you pardon the pun) to the lads who have contributed to it and kept it in the spirit(AND THE HOLY GHOST) it was intended - just a bit of fun and a vent for us grumpy old tw@ts
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it aint over yet though.................................
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Maggie Twatcher
Re: Maggie Twatcher
Re: Maggie Twatcher
Sunny,I see it now, good one heehee
Here's another on for you all....................Sunday drivers, taxi drivers, learner drivers etc etc
, Bad driving in general..................you get the drift !
This would be a typical quote of mine "Believe it or not I still have to be somewhere, get out of my way you fu****g moron"
Those gits who slow down approaching a set of lights and then, when it turns amber, speed back up and jump the light leaving you high and dry when - if they kept a steady pace, you 'both' would have made it through comfortably
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Over to you......................................
Here's another on for you all....................Sunday drivers, taxi drivers, learner drivers etc etc
This would be a typical quote of mine "Believe it or not I still have to be somewhere, get out of my way you fu****g moron"
Those gits who slow down approaching a set of lights and then, when it turns amber, speed back up and jump the light leaving you high and dry when - if they kept a steady pace, you 'both' would have made it through comfortably
Over to you......................................
...is this a pistol in my hand, or am I just pleased to see you ?
Re: Maggie Twatcher
Sorry Adam. I thought you had keeled over and was having a chat with God as to whether he was letting you into heaven or you were going where the central heating is free.
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Re: Maggie Twatcher
Everyone knows taxi drivers do as we like.Hartshot wrote:Sunny,I see it now, good one heehee![]()
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Here's another on for you all....................Sunday drivers, taxi drivers, learner drivers etc etc![]()
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, Bad driving in general..................you get the drift !
This would be a typical quote of mine "Believe it or not I still have to be somewhere, get out of my way you fu****g moron"
Those gits who slow down approaching a set of lights and then, when it turns amber, speed back up and jump the light leaving you high and dry when - if they kept a steady pace, you 'both' would have made it through comfortably.
Over to you......................................
i've watched this thread with gerate interest but felt unable to contribute deu to my poor word power and general lack of tact. well done all who sailed in her.
Re: Maggie Twatcher
some bloke wrote:Everyone knows taxi drivers do as we like.Hartshot wrote:Sunny,I see it now, good one heehee![]()
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Here's another on for you all....................Sunday drivers, taxi drivers, learner drivers etc etc![]()
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, Bad driving in general..................you get the drift !
This would be a typical quote of mine "Believe it or not I still have to be somewhere, get out of my way you fu****g moron"
Those gits who slow down approaching a set of lights and then, when it turns amber, speed back up and jump the light leaving you high and dry when - if they kept a steady pace, you 'both' would have made it through comfortably.
Over to you......................................![]()
i've watched this thread with gerate interest but felt unable to contribute deu to my poor word power and general lack of tact. well done all who sailed in her.
I wasn't having a dig at you mate, sorry.
My taxi driver gripe stems from the guys local to me. They don't know the area, park where they like - even if that means just stopping on a busy road without even pulling in. They double park for a 'chat' and don't even look like their ID photo's !!!
They basically treat the highway like a living room and drive where they please including driving like they are more pissed than the passengers they pick up !
The other big 'un is when they try to take you the 'long way round'
Ps. Stop putting yourself down , Dave. There's nothing wrong with your writing, buddy
Sorry mate, nothing personal
...is this a pistol in my hand, or am I just pleased to see you ?

















