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Re: Maggie Twatcher

Post by SikaStag » 12 Apr 2013, 19:04

rodp wrote:Can someone go and fetch one off the bbs, then we can really have some fun. I'm sure I can think of some more inane ramblings to annoy them. :lol:


All these answers though, still doesn't solve the cave paintings, the absolute accuracy of stone blocks and why make images so large you can only see them from the air, who was supposed to see them.

Go on then, answer me that :thumbup:


:lol: :lol:
Very good points

maybe they could fly back then. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

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Re: Maggie Twatcher

Post by Hartshot » 13 Apr 2013, 07:52

rodp wrote:Can someone go and fetch one off the bbs, then we can really have some fun. I'm sure I can think of some more inane ramblings to annoy them. :lol:


All these answers though, still doesn't solve the cave paintings, the absolute accuracy of stone blocks and why make images so large you can only see them from the air, who was supposed to see them.

Go on then, answer me that :thumbup:


:lol: :lol:

The cave paintings were done at an illegal rave and while off their tumps on aciiiid............aciiiid

The stone was cut by high powered wooden lazers

The large scale "aerial view" art was done by a really tall gay bloke who just had to "expressssssss" himself






:lol:


I hope that answers your questions, Rodders.

It's all true, I read it in a book wot this fella wrote ages ago :thumbup:
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Re: Maggie Twatcher

Post by rodp » 13 Apr 2013, 08:18

Hartshot wrote:
rodp wrote:Can someone go and fetch one off the bbs, then we can really have some fun. I'm sure I can think of some more inane ramblings to annoy them. :lol:


All these answers though, still doesn't solve the cave paintings, the absolute accuracy of stone blocks and why make images so large you can only see them from the air, who was supposed to see them.

Go on then, answer me that :thumbup:


:lol: :lol:

The cave paintings were done at an illegal rave and while off their tumps on aciiiid............aciiiid

The stone was cut by high powered wooden lazers

The large scale "aerial view" art was done by a really tall gay bloke who just had to "expressssssss" himself






:lol:


I hope that answers your questions, Rodders.

It's all true, I read it in a book wot this fella wrote ages ago :thumbup:

Puzzled me for yonks then along cums an intalekttualish person and answers it all off the top of his head, you is a very cleva person you is. :thumbup:
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Re: Maggie Twatcher

Post by Hartshot » 13 Apr 2013, 08:26

rodp wrote:
Hartshot wrote:
rodp wrote:Can someone go and fetch one off the bbs, then we can really have some fun. I'm sure I can think of some more inane ramblings to annoy them. :lol:


All these answers though, still doesn't solve the cave paintings, the absolute accuracy of stone blocks and why make images so large you can only see them from the air, who was supposed to see them.

Go on then, answer me that :thumbup:


:lol: :lol:

The cave paintings were done at an illegal rave and while off their tumps on aciiiid............aciiiid

The stone was cut by high powered wooden lazers

The large scale "aerial view" art was done by a really tall gay bloke who just had to "expressssssss" himself






:lol:


I hope that answers your questions, Rodders.

It's all true, I read it in a book wot this fella wrote ages ago :thumbup:

Puzzled me for yonks then along cums an intalekttualish person and answers it all off the top of his head, you is a very cleva person you is. :thumbup:

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Re: Maggie Twatcher

Post by sunndog » 13 Apr 2013, 08:48

ask the average american if they would vote for a candidate that publicly say's he does'nt believe in god or his star baby, i reckon most would say no
seems like its almost the law that the president has to be a god fearing man

okay so the man believes in god. that makes him stand up guy
what would it make him if the same man claimed that he had seen god or spoke to him?

same could be said of the pope i s'pose.....isnt it strange that the pope would probably lose all authority and respect for claiming to have had contact with some-one/thing that they know as a fact exists???

riddle me that one?
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Re: Maggie Twatcher

Post by SikaStag » 13 Apr 2013, 08:48

Too funny guys.

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Re: Maggie Twatcher

Post by SikaStag » 13 Apr 2013, 08:50

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okay so the man believes in god. that makes him stand up guy
what would it make him if the same man claimed that he had seen god or spoke to him?[/quote]


A liar.

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Re: Maggie Twatcher

Post by sunndog » 13 Apr 2013, 09:06

quite right ian, but it would also make him a lunatic that needs locking up and put him in the same catagory as the red-neck that claims to have been probed by little green men

talk about double standards

"i believe in god"...why's that then?..."cos i have faith"...oh ok, you must be trustworthy

"i believe in god"...why's that then?..."cos he came round my house last night"...NUTTER!!, stay away from my children!
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Re: Maggie Twatcher

Post by Hartshot » 13 Apr 2013, 10:01

sunndog wrote:quite right ian, but it would also make him a lunatic that needs locking up and put him in the same catagory as the red-neck that claims to have been probed by little green men

talk about double standards

"i believe in god"...why's that then?..."cos i have faith"...oh ok, you must be trustworthy

"i believe in god"...why's that then?..."cos he came round my house last night"...NUTTER!!, stay away from my children!

Adam, that's classic and so true :lol:

Two other angles in the same vein here.....

Word definitions :

Hypocricsy - Hypocrisy is the state of pretending to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that one does not actually have.[1] Hypocrisy involves the deception of others and is thus a kind of lie.[1]

Hypocrisy is not simply failing to practice those virtues that one preaches. Samuel Johnson made this point when he wrote about the misuse of the charge of "hypocrisy" in Rambler No. 14:

Nothing is more unjust, however common, than to charge with hypocrisy him that expresses zeal for those virtues which he neglects to practice; since he may be sincerely convinced of the advantages of conquering his passions, without having yet obtained the victory, as a man may be confident of the advantages of a voyage, or a journey, without having courage or industry to undertake it, and may honestly recommend to others, those attempts which he neglects himself.[2]

Thus, an alcoholic's advocating temperance, for example, would not be considered an act of hypocrisy as long as the alcoholic made no pretense of sobriety.
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Heresy - Heresy is any belief or theory that is strongly at variance with established beliefs or customs.[1] Heresy is distinct from both apostasy, which is the explicit renunciation of one's religion, principles or cause,[2] and blasphemy, which is irreverence toward religion.[3]

Heresy is usually used to discuss violations of religious or traditional laws or legal codes, although it is used by some political extremists to refer to their opponents. It carries the connotation of behaviors or beliefs likely to undermine accepted morality and cause tangible evils, damnation, or other punishment. In some religions, it also implies that the heretic is in alliance with the religion's symbol of evil, such as Satan or chaos.[4] In certain historical Christian, Jewish, and some modern cultures, espousing ideas deemed heretical was punishable by law.


Organised Religion (and it's participants) are only a few letters away from disproving themselves ! What gives anybody the right to say what is the 'right or wrong way' to be a good person ?????

Food for thought eh !
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Re: Maggie Twatcher

Post by chas » 13 Apr 2013, 12:52

I wouldn't regard myself as a religious person but neither do I have a gripe with most of those who are.
What I do find objectionable is the minority within those religions who think they have to drag everyone else to the fold.
That goes for Muslim extremists as well as those who knock on your door trying to recruit new members, religion in my opinion should be a personal thing for ones own self satisfaction whatever that might be.
Whether they're on deaths door and take some comfort in thinking they're going to a better place, whether it be a social circle for someone, or just what the family have always done, it should remain their choice and not something to be thrust upon others.
I don't need nor want someone telling me what I need to do to improve my standing in life, that applies to other matters as well as religion.
One of my mates, of his choosing not mine :roll: always seems to speak as if he knows better than I do, such as, You'll have to watch such and such a film, you'll enjoy it. You need to meet my brothers, you'll get on with him, the real pisser offer is, You should have done it this way it would have been better.
Now what really gets my goat is that I will decide whether or not I enjoy a certain film, I will decide what I think of his brother and I have already decided how to do what I've just done, I don't need him to tell me.
The same goes for restaurants and waiters, when and if they say "enjoy" after plonking the plate in front of me, FFS I will decide whether or not I've enjoyed the meal after I've tasted it, I don't need telling what I should think when I've just caught sight of it and not a morsel has passed my lips.
As for space aliens being yesterdays builders, sorry folks I don't hold with that one. :lol:
I will admit that some things remain beyond explanation at the moment, but it doesn't mean there isn't a logical reason lurking in the wings. So do we hold men from Mars responsible for all such unexplained happenings. The Nazca lines in the Puruvian desert are apparently visible from some surrounding hills so it might just be they liked looking at what they'd done as opposed to providing a landing area for flying saucers.
Lets face it, making a square block ain't that hard if you've got the time and skilled labour to do so, all sides the same length and each corner on the flat the same distance apart, two pieces of wood should do the trick.
Many old ways and methods will have been forgotten over the years gone by, engineering feats as well as such things as natural remedies, it still goes on today over relatively short time scales. How many people can work a traction engine? How many horse drawn plough men remain?
Some of the ancient cave paintings are a bit spooky though, drawings of what looks like a helicopter or plane etc, I however don't believe that helicopters existed in the stone age and there is an explanation, as said previously, but we don't know it.
Lets face it if someone looked at some of todays modern art in a few thousand years they might think it looks like a recent invention of their time.
Ramble over. :lol:
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