you guys must be saints,
to put up with all the crap you put up with,
I do see why you all like guns,
there for protection !! never saw it before, but last night !!!!! OMG,
I let her out the kitchen (I know I know,,, don't spoil um)
I slipped up
it is Christmas and the car did need a wash,
anyway I let her drive me to the petrol station about 7 miles up the road,
well we bumped into my old girl friend, (very sexy dirty in the bedroom) well she was last week but that's another story, anyway we sat and had a coffee and a chat about old times and as you know time flies by, well next thing the wife walks into the café saying she had finished washing the car and had been outside in the cold for over an hour, she was dripping wet and looked freezing, well not being rude I introduced them, all I said was "this is my first wife" well OMG
if looks could kill !!
I needed to get out of there sharpish.
just in case, when I got home I locked the bedroom door,
look's
well 3 hours later I heard a door slam and I said to the x "I think you should go,the wife's back ".
and next time please don't give her the evil eye, and the
looks,
she said ok, I promise, got dressed and left,
well blow me you never guess what happened next,
, the bloody silly little woman forgot to pay for the café !!!!
well its raining dark and the car had just been washed, buy the time she walked back to pay and got back home it was 11am !!!!
I spent the rest of the night all by myself , warm in bed,, it was the coldest night of the year, had to have the heating on full blast ,
the money the little woman had wasted !! she must think shoes grow on trees, me being a gentle man
never said a word,
as for me buying all my guns well good job I say ! anything could have happened to me that night, they just never think do they !!!
all alone in that house miles from help,, would have took the police hours to drive down the country lanes that are not even lit,
and not a word of apology from her mouth,, not a word !!!
(Dyslexia is characterized by difficulty with learning to read fluently and with accurate comprehension despite normal) just bear with me please !
