so..as were way back in history..
religon and the blue pots.
archiology and al that stuff, yu know..baldrick gets it rong and the guys tell why...
before the romans came (spit on the side walk) there was all these tribes about, hapily building stones, going to the rave n barbaque's n that...all fighting umoungst themselves there, or on a good day starting a war with the local football team, oops i mean tribe n that, theres was a general riligion thing called pagenism.. the worship of woman, the earth and life and strange things like that, the romans walked over the tribes and subdued some proper angry arsed stone heads and took over...(more on the blue potery in a bit).
about that time when people were counterfitting the coins and moaning about 'what did the romans ever do for briton' religion was pritty much do yu own thing as long as you say ok..you have yours and i have mine, but mainly you had to acknowladge the ceasars religion, not particularly beleive but at least pay a little homage there...
many many years passed and Britain was sort of formed..then left as a wet place of no profit.. along came the saxons, or narmons, well both actualy and fought a bit n that and sort of installed god and christianity, but not many were aware that middle 'briton' was taken over and a second wave of foreigners were actualy established while the tribes or celts of england wales ireland and scotland happily tripped their buts off and went to war with each other..
meanwhile the polite vicars n that sort of started knicking all the pagen festivals and calling them bank holidays or holy days..and pritty much using advertising to crap out the pagan parties...later they took to rapidly burning folks or hanging any one that argued..as you can imagine, after 5 week of magic mushies a lot of people said 'ahhh yeh god luvly chap..here..have all my money' and the church organised and centralised the tribes and who ever of he foreigners were left in middle britain..
truth be known things would have progressed past local wars with out it..but.. yeh well.. they still minless tortured killed raped n killed up untill ermmmm..did they stop? musta done lolol.
any way king arther..ooo he was so pee'd off at being hassled by the church he thought sod it..time for a mega pillage, we'll call it...holy wars..hmmm maybe go and kick some muslum ass and the likes... blagdy blady, any road eventualy the lion hearts sone killed the old tyrent...and the grand sone after sort of murdered his dad because he was a tyrent just like grandaddy, besides..the time was right and the power would be his...du dahh..and finaly the right for peasent to say 'it wasnt me!' was about. (pets and demestic animals were still used as witnes though...and yup you could deny it but fair do's you were dead any way..)
the witch trials and genera l murdering continued under various bogus land grabbing bids untill finally two monks were dispatched to find out what was at the bottom of the demonic posensions and why when you wanted his land you just had to say 'he's a witch'..you were eather tortured and hung to death or just hung if you admitted it..oh there was no other verdict unles you were rich, gentry or had a ermmm favour owing.
eventualy (bare in mind the church didnt beleive it was demons...) they found the ergot, a tiney propper black parisite thing that grew on on rye..killed the eater with one hell of a lcd trip, every artery and vein contracted through out the body..whilste tripping your worste night mare in halusinasions, but its ok, your local vicar helped out nicely with hell n darnasions followed by convicting the family because the goat or pig grassed them up...
dum ddee dum see dum..some 200 years later we got improvents like propper worl war, women going for the vote...victorien style asylums for nympho wives who dared to orgasm.. lol teh fu real, only took a small fee to get rid of one and buy another wife...etc etc, ooo bet they were good as gold when pent up after 5 year of no orgasums like...
any way... life evolved to today, although ermmm.. i cant help thinking the romans didnt actualyleave, that or we thought ohhh thats a good system lets continue it...
blue pot fragments, found globaly yes all over the world stemmed from africa central where they found out that a few thousand years before other one god systems came about that there was a 'black' african tribe worshipping one god, and!! i may add selling these blue pots al around the globe??!! amaizing..
theyve know about it for donky years but such is the state of racismn it wouldnt have been accepted shall we say, like who ever dared say non whites did it first would have suffered...
there yu have it, have you herad of darwins and evolusion? theres the proof it was all rong, the fraize is the devalusion of ignorence by the thick.
cant beet political and religous suicide can yu lolol.
ghost hunting?
Re: ghost hunting?
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
ethics.
any body notise the corilasion between bad goverment and how far down the shitta the country goes?
theres this thing going on that sort of indicated the more of a banana replic it is the worse the criminal aspect..might be related, might not like..
eather way every civilisaion on reconds was doomed by bad leadership...or nailed by some one elses bad leadership..
just a thought.. the more devious the more controlling..or in short the worse the ethics..the nearer the doom basicaly.
'we once was a powerful nation, then we took the p i zz a little too far and it fell around our ear oles'''
any body notise the corilasion between bad goverment and how far down the shitta the country goes?
theres this thing going on that sort of indicated the more of a banana replic it is the worse the criminal aspect..might be related, might not like..
eather way every civilisaion on reconds was doomed by bad leadership...or nailed by some one elses bad leadership..
just a thought.. the more devious the more controlling..or in short the worse the ethics..the nearer the doom basicaly.
'we once was a powerful nation, then we took the p i zz a little too far and it fell around our ear oles'''
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
the mayan profercy...
(first off the pope ordered a onr time scale for the world..they went off and murder irradicated any one that argued, or didnt pay enough..)
the mayon have a three part timer..like a clock that was to within 8 seconds a year lunar (already..) and another for seasons and a personal one.. i.e. your calander, the popes chaps said wheres yu gold and burned um as heriticks cus they said..oh we've got one of them, had um fu years...bad move the answer was god is wanderful heres 59 tons of gold per quota.
so..the 'doooomsday'
the mayen end of the world!!! feck made some money that did, just like all the other devolved 'interpretasions'..dohhhhh it was never the end of the world, it was one posable 'pinacle' of 'evolusion' i.e. one of those of many civilisasion route maps, e.g. first get them in a village, then grow food then theres another village trade or war etc...up until science! (no wander the popes chaps killed them all they not only beet them to it but they had the answers already!!!) and sciences advances would meet a very fast progresion, for example, the time to make a foundry, pour the metals, perfect them, and make a harder metal foundry to make harder metal etc, it has a turn over time in years.. eventualy when you get the industry sorted out its a case of a new type of plastic or watever comes out every other day, it evolves infinatly fast as aposed to waiting 150 years for your fone to say 'oi yu mother inlaws on the line shall i hang up?'
the hitler profesies..hmmm ermmmm well.. sorta a crock.
nostradarmisis nostrals said 'ohhh yes look, that word looks like hitler' spelled rong lol no double dots not real baring but...we need some proper gander, even though its been long since released people still beleive in it as 'the profesies'...i supose theyre hanging on for any that havent gone past the recently remixed release dates...
the profecy was for for paris and hular was old french not new french hitler, was alllll to do with paris getting overly populated and overly poluted etc, and yes even though they killed all the gentry and burned half their assets..tut, all that for the price of a johnny..ahh well.
the china sydrome thing..not the movie meldown but the chinese history thing, where by chairman mau said 'for the good of ermmm a fewer less rich' as it turned out turned out well didnt it.
killed the ethicaly challenged loan sharks and collected all funds to one central bank, then when they realised the starvin farmers werent starving..they stole that too, all to make a great china in oday profit margins..why its an industrial revlusion of course.
the pay load is ermmm sounding like after limiting birth the country had a souring economy, but after the ethics fubared its going tits up again...wanderfull, a 5000 year race (at least) that made so much...still throttles itself, just like most others.
the polusion stage...leading to dying waters and dead lands and mirrrions of people...oh just like so many before it on so many other different ocasions, yet? those in the know??? still try it? wtf? its a round peg in a square hole!!! lmao!! dunt matter how hard you hit it it brakes or wont go...ffffffffffffffffffffffff
remember the fuel shortage? like 30 year ago? all the details given have slightly been repeated again in last few years...ffff right down to we're now back on the gulf streem stopping (so the metior strike next or? or..plan B?) and the ice ice might be here..right after the heat wave and global warming scares..
it's obvious we dont want or need 'those' 'them' and the 'they' coming to get us we have a mass of planetry disaters as it is..ffff talk about over kill.
your car??
do you realise the tecnology involved? it an measure tiney molecules of fuel, regulate the changeing flow of accelersion and deselerasion..makeing it soooooooooooooo economical that you can only get 40 mile to the gallon out of a deisil meandering economicaly down the motorway?
hmmm funny that i've had 70 pus mile to the galon out of a monsterously old carberetta engine..ahh well, least were paying through the nose for the fulf problem..as in all time profits boasted when all time hi proses seem to still be going up week by week.
add in the depresion thing, some 'unknowns' doubled house proces followed by food going through the roof etc etc and ohh..cant think why a depresion, i mean if you take every penny up and squeeze a few more why on earth would there be a depresion...if sales are so hi an goodly goodly why are the prices still going up?
just a wild stabbing gues here but a few get very very rich then the country goes down the shitta..again like the other times.
soooo when is the feul really running out? my gues is about the time the oil corps make another just as lucrative 'engine' type..and fuel type.
mean while just enough rope to hang' any new energy things...make sure they fail so we can live the nuclear dreem from the 50's?? wtf?? its taken that long to bring it about its been proven a very DEAD end....but nope, mine daddy said it was good enough for him its good enough for you.
(i.e. bad leadership has indeedly bum f.u.c.k.ed us again).
thats 50 odd years of science devoted soley the the rong way...ermmm best hush that up hey, especialy as if we all die what can yu do about it then? hmmmmm
i iz worried lol.
when the game is die before the shit hits the fan yu have to wander dont yu..like what about the kids?
(first off the pope ordered a onr time scale for the world..they went off and murder irradicated any one that argued, or didnt pay enough..)
the mayon have a three part timer..like a clock that was to within 8 seconds a year lunar (already..) and another for seasons and a personal one.. i.e. your calander, the popes chaps said wheres yu gold and burned um as heriticks cus they said..oh we've got one of them, had um fu years...bad move the answer was god is wanderful heres 59 tons of gold per quota.
so..the 'doooomsday'
the mayen end of the world!!! feck made some money that did, just like all the other devolved 'interpretasions'..dohhhhh it was never the end of the world, it was one posable 'pinacle' of 'evolusion' i.e. one of those of many civilisasion route maps, e.g. first get them in a village, then grow food then theres another village trade or war etc...up until science! (no wander the popes chaps killed them all they not only beet them to it but they had the answers already!!!) and sciences advances would meet a very fast progresion, for example, the time to make a foundry, pour the metals, perfect them, and make a harder metal foundry to make harder metal etc, it has a turn over time in years.. eventualy when you get the industry sorted out its a case of a new type of plastic or watever comes out every other day, it evolves infinatly fast as aposed to waiting 150 years for your fone to say 'oi yu mother inlaws on the line shall i hang up?'
the hitler profesies..hmmm ermmmm well.. sorta a crock.
nostradarmisis nostrals said 'ohhh yes look, that word looks like hitler' spelled rong lol no double dots not real baring but...we need some proper gander, even though its been long since released people still beleive in it as 'the profesies'...i supose theyre hanging on for any that havent gone past the recently remixed release dates...
the profecy was for for paris and hular was old french not new french hitler, was alllll to do with paris getting overly populated and overly poluted etc, and yes even though they killed all the gentry and burned half their assets..tut, all that for the price of a johnny..ahh well.
the china sydrome thing..not the movie meldown but the chinese history thing, where by chairman mau said 'for the good of ermmm a fewer less rich' as it turned out turned out well didnt it.
killed the ethicaly challenged loan sharks and collected all funds to one central bank, then when they realised the starvin farmers werent starving..they stole that too, all to make a great china in oday profit margins..why its an industrial revlusion of course.
the pay load is ermmm sounding like after limiting birth the country had a souring economy, but after the ethics fubared its going tits up again...wanderfull, a 5000 year race (at least) that made so much...still throttles itself, just like most others.
the polusion stage...leading to dying waters and dead lands and mirrrions of people...oh just like so many before it on so many other different ocasions, yet? those in the know??? still try it? wtf? its a round peg in a square hole!!! lmao!! dunt matter how hard you hit it it brakes or wont go...ffffffffffffffffffffffff
remember the fuel shortage? like 30 year ago? all the details given have slightly been repeated again in last few years...ffff right down to we're now back on the gulf streem stopping (so the metior strike next or? or..plan B?) and the ice ice might be here..right after the heat wave and global warming scares..
it's obvious we dont want or need 'those' 'them' and the 'they' coming to get us we have a mass of planetry disaters as it is..ffff talk about over kill.
your car??
do you realise the tecnology involved? it an measure tiney molecules of fuel, regulate the changeing flow of accelersion and deselerasion..makeing it soooooooooooooo economical that you can only get 40 mile to the gallon out of a deisil meandering economicaly down the motorway?
hmmm funny that i've had 70 pus mile to the galon out of a monsterously old carberetta engine..ahh well, least were paying through the nose for the fulf problem..as in all time profits boasted when all time hi proses seem to still be going up week by week.
add in the depresion thing, some 'unknowns' doubled house proces followed by food going through the roof etc etc and ohh..cant think why a depresion, i mean if you take every penny up and squeeze a few more why on earth would there be a depresion...if sales are so hi an goodly goodly why are the prices still going up?
just a wild stabbing gues here but a few get very very rich then the country goes down the shitta..again like the other times.
soooo when is the feul really running out? my gues is about the time the oil corps make another just as lucrative 'engine' type..and fuel type.
mean while just enough rope to hang' any new energy things...make sure they fail so we can live the nuclear dreem from the 50's?? wtf?? its taken that long to bring it about its been proven a very DEAD end....but nope, mine daddy said it was good enough for him its good enough for you.
(i.e. bad leadership has indeedly bum f.u.c.k.ed us again).
thats 50 odd years of science devoted soley the the rong way...ermmm best hush that up hey, especialy as if we all die what can yu do about it then? hmmmmm
i iz worried lol.
when the game is die before the shit hits the fan yu have to wander dont yu..like what about the kids?
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
the wolf boy... compliments of lesser earth mystick writers.
yes theres actualy the odd wolf boy popping up for real, reared by wolves etc, but, did you know theres a diferent flavour for different months?
the fish boy...an indian lad self reared on a river, slimy skin, he was seen catching fish whilste swimming etc, he died escaping in fear..
america settlers had a story of a fort under seige, one of the young girls (8 or something) was caught talking to an indian friend..also a child so she was deemed under the macarthy act of scared popularity as a colaberator sharing secrets and taken out in the woods and tethered to a tree to die.
some months later they seige ended (sounds like it was a panick seige as the indiens never actualy further attacked lmao!! typical) and some one found the girl still alive ans still tethered, however a bob cat was protecting her..and another, from the remains littered about it was said the cats kept her alive.
(yeh she was trialed as a witch of course..)
there's lists of it....
yes theres actualy the odd wolf boy popping up for real, reared by wolves etc, but, did you know theres a diferent flavour for different months?
the fish boy...an indian lad self reared on a river, slimy skin, he was seen catching fish whilste swimming etc, he died escaping in fear..
america settlers had a story of a fort under seige, one of the young girls (8 or something) was caught talking to an indian friend..also a child so she was deemed under the macarthy act of scared popularity as a colaberator sharing secrets and taken out in the woods and tethered to a tree to die.
some months later they seige ended (sounds like it was a panick seige as the indiens never actualy further attacked lmao!! typical) and some one found the girl still alive ans still tethered, however a bob cat was protecting her..and another, from the remains littered about it was said the cats kept her alive.
(yeh she was trialed as a witch of course..)
there's lists of it....
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh take a newbie freind out round the badger sets or mutie feilds, get talking about ghosts n that..best results acheived if the lamp goes dead a few minutes before the banchi wails.... 
make friend forever...if yu can catch him lmao!
make friend forever...if yu can catch him lmao!
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
how about...
pakistan launched a flight to the moon a few years back..news headlines as they werent given permision (lmfao!!!) seriously.. it disapeared around the dark side of the moon...only to confuel the conspiricy theory that the 'mericans' are living up there..watching us.
(ok....a satalite must be wayyyy to close )
pakistan launched a flight to the moon a few years back..news headlines as they werent given permision (lmfao!!!) seriously.. it disapeared around the dark side of the moon...only to confuel the conspiricy theory that the 'mericans' are living up there..watching us.
(ok....a satalite must be wayyyy to close
)'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
has any one vomitted yet?
have you had enough??
can you stand any more???
just incase you have vomitted, eather your posessed, a commi or have some vile deseise manufactured to take you out of the loop because of what you know about them...or those..
or... fffff too much info! lmdfao!!!
better than QI int it?
have you had enough??
can you stand any more???
just incase you have vomitted, eather your posessed, a commi or have some vile deseise manufactured to take you out of the loop because of what you know about them...or those..
or... fffff too much info! lmdfao!!!
better than QI int it?
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
Re: ghost hunting?
ok..
whats the longest hair in your body?
its yu eye lash..grows into your head and down to your bum.. if you dont beleive it pull a hair on yu bum, i bet yu eye lid moves.
itds all true yu know.........
whats the longest hair in your body?
its yu eye lash..grows into your head and down to your bum.. if you dont beleive it pull a hair on yu bum, i bet yu eye lid moves.
itds all true yu know.........
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'
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Re: ghost hunting?
Bloody hell Snoop's,
take a breath will ya
your typing quicker than I can read
take a breath will ya
your typing quicker than I can read
“When guns are outlawed, only the Government will have guns. The Government - and a few outlaws. If that happens, you can count me among the outlaws.”
― Edward Abbey,
― Edward Abbey,
Re: ghost hunting?
hahaha i been awake and outa bed for hours today..yeharrr lmao!!
'who is that masked man? its the kemosabby der..the bloody injun tells you every week!'