Just practicing ?

[some bloke]

Hey wassap wi her, cut the kitchen rolls in half - or even into three for a bog standard bargain.

[Radagast]

I thought you just said "Yes, dear" at 5 minute intervals and randomly nodded in between. Just don't get caught timing yourself on your watch.

The above has nothing to do with me being single. :p

[Radagast]

Just tell her its economy sized bog paper.

[rodp]

Much more fun to wait until they've finished and say "Ay, say it again, I wasn't listening" You may want to beat a hasty retreat though

[chas]

I'm always being accused of not listening or not paying attention by the other half.
We were in a shop not long back when she started rambling on about something or other, she then looked round to see my blank stare and said "I told you about it yesterday".
Foolishly I replied, "You said that much yesterday how could I possibly remember all of it".
Another nearby woman heard my reply and sided with my Mrs, the end result was me being moaned at in stereo.
Funny b*ggers aren't they.

[hairyyoda]

Drove into the Tesco Petrol Station in Llanelli and the good lady was on top form that morning, started putting fuel in while the car door is still open and the oodles of free advice and opinions are coming at me non stop, calmly put the keys back in the ignition closed the car door and walked off to the main Tesco Stores that is about 60 yards away. After I was tracked down by a excited woman on the store tannoy I then faced my good woman's wrath of being abandoned and embarrassed ??? also learnt that day "if you laugh at them and say what is the mater" they go into overdrive and have a mega skits. And don't use the phrase "your family is not rational" that can easily put the tin hat on things ??? She told everyone about that excursion.
Never really tried to understand the female brain, all I know is that their brain is on the wrong side of their head
Phil

[Kevgun]

I don't think their wired up right a woman's mind is all witchcraft to me, never understood it i reckon quantum physics would easier to understand.