Looks like I've upset the luvvies on PW

[rodp]

I had a two page argument with terry doe (bbs owner and wannabe shooter's rights hero) and didn't get banned......couldn't believe it, i even likened 'the hunt' and the 'kill shot' to 'sex' and then 'orgasm' and got away with an edit from the big man himself

That's who I fell out with. he reckons he's from a traveller background, as in Romany gipsy, and was born in a trailer. Well, you know a lot of my mates (or of them) and the feeling between the two factions, so you can guess the rest For some reason the word "Pikey" kept slipping in to my posts Still don't believe he is though.

The mod who can't spell his own name banned me in the end.

[chas]

The mod who can't spell his own name banned me in the end.

That's cos he is litrut and yoo ain't not, innit.

[silent shooter]

I met a fella the other day I had not seen for 30+ yrs we worked together for about 7yrs on the same company contracting to the water board,just chatting in general he asked if I was married so in turn I asked him the same question I nearly fell over at his answer "not married but Stephen and I have lived together for 20 yrs.
Stephen was our boss on the company we worked together on,I'm not anti gay or anything but I won't be asking that question to any old mates I bump into again in the future.
Geoff

[rodp]

Ha ha, that would catch you by surprise. I wouldn't know what to say to that.

[poppy mae]

Just spent a couple of days in West Sussex, looks like a few female to male sex changes going on down ere........

[silent shooter]

Ha ha, that would catch you by surprise. I wouldn't know what to say to that.

I can honestly say I'm seldom stuck for words but his answer took the winds right out of my sails,just shows you never really know people at all.

Geoff

[Radagast]

A week after the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras I had a customer come in with a set of plans he needs a quote on. Builder, slim, muscled, weather beaten. He opened his appointment book and a bunch of pics fell out of him in a blonde wig, white blouse, black latex mini skirt & red high heels. I kept a straight face and served him. His play time doesn't matter to me.

Remember Priscilla, Queen of the Desert? The journey started from the Imperial Hotel, one of three pubs in Erskineville. I went on a bender there one night, started at the Erko, basically working class and unemployable weirdos who play pool. There was a chick who was the prize for the pool comp. She went home with the winner of her own accord. I didn't play.
After a couple there it was off to the Rose, the 'mixed bar' for yuppies of both orientations. Had a guy try and pick me up, I politely said I like women. The chick sitting next to me at the bar in a deep gruff voice said "Y'know, so do I!" I ended up discussing cigars and American muscle cars with her until closing.
Not ready to go home I wandered up to the Imperial.The windows were painted over. Pink. There was a security guy on the door who shook his head at me as I went in. Not many customers. A couple of obvious druggies. A couple of scrawny old men wearing football shorts and holding each others penises through the legs of the shorts and looking at me as if I was a slab of fresh meat. Some women playing pool. Shaved heads, bib and brace with no shirts. Multiple facial piercings and looking at me as If they would like to carve the fresh meat with blunt knives and no anesthetic. Suddenly sober, I skedaddled!

[rodp]

A week after the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras I had a customer come in with a set of plans he needs a quote on. Builder, slim, muscled, weather beaten. He opened his appointment book and a bunch of pics fell out of him in a blonde wig, white blouse, black latex mini skirt & red high heels. I kept a straight face and served him. His play time doesn't matter to me. No way would I have been able to keep a straight face

Remember Priscilla, Queen of the Desert? The journey started from the Imperial Hotel, one of three pubs in Erskineville. I went on a bender there one night, started at the Erko, basically working class and unemployable weirdos who play pool. There was a chick who was the prize for the pool comp. She went home with the winner of her own accord. I didn't play. I might have given it a whirl a few years ago
After a couple there it was off to the Rose, the 'mixed bar' for yuppies of both orientations. Had a guy try and pick me up, I politely said I like women. The chick sitting next to me at the bar in a deep gruff voice said "Y'know, so do I!" I ended up discussing cigars and American muscle cars with her until closing.
Not ready to go home I wandered up to the Imperial.The windows were painted over. Pink. There was a security guy on the door who shook his head at me as I went in. Not many customers. A couple of obvious druggies. A couple of scrawny old men wearing football shorts and holding each others penises through the legs of the shorts I would have had to take the p**s, just wouldn't have been able to resist and looking at me as if I was a slab of fresh meat. Some women playing pool. Shaved heads, bib and brace with no shirts. Multiple facial piercings and looking at me as If they would like to carve the fresh meat with blunt knives and no anesthetic. Suddenly sober, I skedaddled!

Had a bloke come in once for some special straps to be made. He reckoned they were to secure some painted scaffold poles (yeah right ) These straps had to have soft eyes sewn on the ends, lined with fleece so they didn't rub the paint The conversation went on for over an hour probably as he kept trying to convince me what he wanted, I kept making other suggestions that I knew would be no good for the real purpose of these straps. I just couldn't resist it though, really wanted him to admit what the straps were really for. Even said to him that "Hey, these would make really good bondage straps, you could tie someone up with these and have your way with them"

Wouldn't admit it though, and paid a good price for the straps

[silent shooter]

So that's were Adam got them

[rodp]

So that's were Adam got them

Shh We're not supposed to say, hopefully no-one will see this