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What we all need is a bit more "Culture"

Post by hairyyoda » 19 Mar 2015, 23:16

:wave: What we all need is a bit more "Culture" :thumbup:
Anyone have any views on a separate section for topics like Culture or World events or maybe some Politics or some light discussions on Religious issues etc. I think it would be worth a lot of HOUSE MARKS and maybe a GOLD STAR as well to raise our intellectual standing a bit. :lol: my reasons >>>>
Met a very posh woman on line the other night and I had a vague idea that I knew who she was just buy her location and the details in the messages that she was sending back in response to the general keyboard chit chat between ourselves. I was at a bit of a disadvantage as her very posh comments about the important things in her life that were difficult to swallow without wanting to give her a few pointers that she should be a bit better grounded in her outlook etc. Was not sure if this lady was stalking the internet looking for bit of rough or just playing about with her one-up-man-ship views and slanted opinions that she thought that it was important to be SPECIAL. :roll: After about an hour and twenty minutes of keyboard chit chat and making the decision that this encounter is not going to lead to a wrestling match somewhere off a fairly local bridle path I thought that enough was truly more than enough that a mere mortal could be patient with, I think that she could sense that the keyboard enthusiasm was on the wain when she asked if I was going to read a book before going to bed "to which I replied that I had a hard choice to make as I had just been given a copy of Maximum Darkness----- Man on the Road to Nowhere by Deke Leonard or continue reading my favourite type of book which right now is "The Tales of the Mabinogion" well that last comment really amused the good lady her last bit of typing asked did I like star gazing and is the Mabinogion somewhere where they make a rather nice wine in the south of France. :yawn:
p.s. maybe the humour will be slow to translate unless you know a certain Welsh rock band and some very old Welsh folk law.
Ah well.
Thanks Phil. :thumbup:
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Post by some bloke » 19 Mar 2015, 23:42

What you been drining tonight? :angel:

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Post by hairyyoda » 20 Mar 2015, 00:22

:think: I did meet another interesting woman at a funeral about seven months ago as well and that was a whole barrel of laughs, asked her the following week if she wanted come out for bit of a spin in the countryside to get some wood. I turned up at her house at the allotted time in a battered long wheelbase land rover pick-up with a triple axle flat trailer on the back. I stopped by her front gate and leaned over to open the passenger door for her when she calmly gave me a mouthful "that I wasn't to tightly wrapped :crazy: and maybe she should leave the countryside spin until I had a better choice of vehicle that was to her liking" :roll: Well I could not understand here thinking, she wasn't even flattered that she had been invited in the first place. I mean what more does a woman want than a spin down the woods to get firewood on a pleasant Sunday afternoon :lol:
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Post by nealh » 20 Mar 2015, 00:48

A bit more culture. :think:
Was on this forum just the other day. :wave: viewtopic.php?f=16&t=11153
;) Thought arkansas and alabama were the only places people picked up relatives at funerals. :crazy: :lol:
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Post by hairyyoda » 20 Mar 2015, 09:53

In this part of Wales you don't have to be a relative or a close family friend to attend any funeral, most people will down tools and take half a day off just in the hope of being offered some alcohol :lol:
I was really quite serious about getting to know more about her :thumbup: in the biblical way and see what made her tick, I think that I had convinced myself that she was being extra sociable by the direction she had taken the conversation, she had also told me that she was a good cook, she didn't seem to have very strong opinions on anything very serious, she told me that she was an award winner with a needle and thread. (got a Barbour with a ripped sleeve) :crazy: The good lady was scoring more points the more she was telling me about herself, she smelt good had a tidy figure had even been on a march with the Countryside Alliance :thumbup: Couldn't understand why she flatly refused to climb into the truck for a spin out in the countryside, I even had a giant pack of Mars bars and a full thermos on the middle seat. I was hoping for a bit more enthusiasm and input about the planned excursion :lol: Don't think that I will give up on the whole idea, might borrow a better vehicle and see if that will sway her. :lol: Thanks Phil

ps. got a feeling in my waters that if I can enrol the good lady in some chainsaw training classes "I will have cracked it" :clap:
pp.s. :) will also have to look for a thread that I put up on a U S forum "where I advertised that I wanted a capable woman who owned a good fishing boat with a big reliable outboard motor and who must also have a good range of domestic skills and the ability to clean and gut large quantities of fish" Had replies from all corners of the globe, one woman from Alaska asked me if she could get here with her boat, I emailed her back an told her it would have to be a bloody good boat, :lol: she hasn't arrived yet anyway. :lol:
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Re: What we all need is a bit more "Culture"

Post by chas » 20 Mar 2015, 23:28

I'm getting the impression you're a bit of a cultural catch Phil, what with being a cross between the Clampits, Casanova and Les Pattison. :lol:
For those who don't know about Les Pattison ( The cultural attache for Australia ) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nULFMp4jKBo
If you were to change the Mars bars for something like "ferrero rocher",the flask for a bottle of Merlot and tow around a Wendy house complete with whirlpool bath you may find the more selective females in your area will be more than willing to travel to the woods, in your range Rover (Get some badges made up, BIG ONES, chances are they'll not notice the difference once they see them).
Your 24" chainsaw may be construde as something else if mentioned at the right time, namely when the mood is right, especially if it's a pull start job,just make sure you can back up what's going through their minds, then you'll be fine.
Culture and conversation could go hand in hand, if she's got one free, such topics as the effect of rabbit shooting on Welsh heritage over the ages should be fine for starters, then obviously progressing towards more intimate matters as the bubble bath starts to overflow and you find out you're actually stuck fast in a gateway, purely by accident of course.
You must of course collect a few logs to finalise the evening for fear of being misunderstood as a liar with only one thing on his mind.
Please keep us informed of any further developements. :thumbup:
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Post by hairyyoda » 21 Mar 2015, 01:09

Thanks Chas.
I have got to admit that I do have serious multiple failings with how I picture the ideal woman :crazy: not sure if you could make up a medical name to describe it. They are truly marvellous creatures and they come in such a different variety of shapes, sizes, colours, personalities and some of them even come house trained with all the domestic skills that the good lord intend to bestow on them in order for most women to take care of and nurture their chosen male of the species. "I don't really know if is just a case of seeing humour in most situations or just not taking everything to serious ?" probably not a very good idea really in this day and age.

One of the best jokes that would be near impossible to better is >>>

Two cavemen standing outside a cave with a cave woman standing behind one of the cavemen who then says to the other lone caveman, I have decided to teach my woman to talk , what harm can it do ? :lol:
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