My trip to the Docs

[silent shooter]

Went to the doctors to find out why i cant loose my belly,
the doctor says"you have an over active"...and before he
finished talking i butted in "what thyroid ?"
Doctor says "no knife and fork you fat .......

[verminfilmer]

i know the feeling mate lol if mine gets any bigger Rick will have one hell of a job getting me into the van , might have a sliding door fitted ha ha . ATB john

[silent shooter]

It was only a "joke" john im 11 stone myself

[verminfilmer]

Nah Geoff, i met you not long since, but i must say those Gold Hot pants you had on didnt look too bad on you, the 50 LB chewed Bubble gum arse look looked well

[silent shooter]

Nah Geoff, i met you not long since, but i must say those Gold Hot pants you had on didnt look too bad on you, the 50 LB chewed Bubble gum arse look looked well

Yes well that was a while ago mate,im a bit worried i might be anorexic now

Geoff

[chas]

Nah Geoff, i met you not long since, but i must say those Gold Hot pants you had on didnt look too bad on you, the 50 LB chewed Bubble gum arse look looked well

Ooooh ! Gold hotpants, that takes me back a bit.
Not that it was me wearing them that is , but fond memories.
I must add that these memories stem from before the last Sheffield NV meeting by quite some years, so no need to stick those cellulite crushers in the washer Geoff, it wasn't you that got the pulse racing.

[silent shooter]

Nah Geoff, i met you not long since, but i must say those Gold Hot pants you had on didnt look too bad on you, the 50 LB chewed Bubble gum arse look looked well

Ooooh ! Gold hotpants, that takes me back a bit.
Not that it was me wearing them that is , but fond memories.
I must add that these memories stem from before the last Sheffield NV meeting by quite some years, so no need to stick those cellulite crushers in the washer Geoff, it wasn't you that got the pulse racing.

Well i don't think i will be posting anymore overweight jokes if you lot are going to take the pith

Geoff