Anybody seen where my feet went ???

[Hartshot]

It's been quiet of late at 'H'Q. Up to today I've done 22 days straight of 12 hour shifts with half a day off before the previous 9 days. I'm bushed.

My inside leg has gone from a generous 34'' to what feels about 3", this means that there's only another inch to go and my dangler will be scraping the concrete.

I am now officially the tallest dwarf in the world !

H

[sunndog]

fook me, what you saving up for

[chas]

fook me, what you saving up for

New legs by the sound of it

[rodp]

What do you do (besides wearing your legs out )

[sunndog]

mouth feel tester in a cracker factory

[rodp]

I thought it was going to be something like Grape treader in a Welsh vineyard, probably not a lot or work about in that trade though

[PESCA]

What do you do (besides wearing your legs out )

Factory cat by the sound of it

George

[rodp]

Parachutist in the Irish submariners (don't think Wales has any subs, nowhere to keep the sheep)

[Hartshot]

Well. The story, it goes like this......

Having been an Op's Manager for far too long, like any flame, I've burnt out ! 80 hour weeks on an average salary, phone calls at 3am, never having a minute I can call my own turned this bunny into a bitter dribbling jelly

So now I've put myself back at ground level, where going home means leaving work.....in work

Happiness is a cigar called f*ck 'em all you filthy knickets, I'll get what I'm paid for and no more, or less...or more...you get the idea !

Going to cream it for a bit then, live my life again.

Aaaaa'H'

[snoopy]

It's been quiet of late at 'H'Q. Up to today I've done 22 days straight of 12 hour shifts with half a day off before the previous 9 days. I'm bushed.

My inside leg has gone from a generous 34'' to what feels about 3", this means that there's only another inch to go and my dangler will be scraping the concrete.

I am now officially the tallest dwarf in the world !

H

makes for a great stance for shooting when to wore out to do anything else lol... 4 days three shifts no sleep is perfick..just a slight problem of yu dont get there lol.