i'll be off for a bit

[22-250jock]

good to have ya back Snoop's

rgds jock

[snoopy]

good to have ya back Snoop's

rgds jock

good to be back..

[PESCA]

Good to see you're okay, matey Just a hiccup eh?

George

[snoopy]

slight tablet reaction lol...i didnt realise you buy that on a prescription lol

[michael40]

Welcome back Snoopy

Another bad dose of the shits, I have posted the cork

Atb, mike

[snoopy]

Welcome back Snoopy

Another bad dose of the shits, I have posted the cork

Atb, mike

lol that was the least of problems, besides.. a cork just isnt IBS tight..not enough seel

edit in ...that reminds me.

3 irish pig farmers, totaly broke, the farms are run down, theyre all three on the verge of backrupsy..

paddy looks to murfy and sais ''i have a plan, you know the pig contest, big prize money for the winner isnt it? well..we get a piglet between us, and feed it everything we've got and it grows and wins the contest..all we need is a good cork!'

murfy agree's and the third fellers in..

12 months later this pig is gigantick! wins the show hands down.. so the three farmers have a knee's up get razzled and ake the pig back to the farm..during the chat paddy sais 'be-jeesus we should take that cork out now..poor thing deserves it for saving our farms'

murfy pipes up 'here! there'll be a lot-ta0s-h-ite coming out..i aint doing it!'

third feller sais 'we'll buy one of them curcus monkies and train it to pull the cork'

perfic..the monkies trained and off they go to the top feild, first feller sais 'sheeesh i aint stading to close' a walks half the feild away, paddy sais 'he's right yu know!' and stands right at the edge of the feild, paddy being the wiser of three carries and stands two feilds back..

they watch.. the monkie hops on the pig and finds the cork..and pulls.........wooooooosh there pic 'muck' spraying out, it floods over the third feller, his head barely above it, murfy is covered up to his waiste, and paddies wellies are barely above it!!

paddy wades on over to murfy 'are yu all right there!!' murfies F'ing and blinding pig this up to my waist that..then they both realise!! 'be jeesus we'd better go so the other feller! it washed him over!'

finaly they get there..the other feller is wetting himself laughing, tears rolling down his cheeks!!

paddy and murfy are totaly astonashed and calm him just enough to ask 'what the hell are you laughing at!! your covered in it!!'

he looks up and sais.....'you should have seen the monkies face as he tried to push the cork back in!!!

du dahh

[some bloke]

That's a bit of a shit subject Stew.

[michael40]

Good to see you still have a sense of humour Snoopy.

Atb, mike

[snoopy]

wel, your bluggered without a sence of humour...

well somebloke? it has been said a few time i talk shit well