What's in Your Fridge or Freezer

[Hartshot]

Roger Irrelevant here again folks

I went through my freezers yesterday and found the following :

2 Munty heads
1 Roe head
2 Woodcock
2 Pheasant
3 Geese (breasted with skin)
2 Mallard (breasted with skin)
1 Fox (Pelt)
Assorted cuts of venison
A frozen eye mask for.........I dunno what ???

In my fridges, all the usual suspect apart from

12 big Cigars (I don't smoke anymore)

Am I weird or are you, MORE weird ?

H (R.I.)

[mickypow]

yep your weird

[Hartshot]

I will need more proof than that, my mother had me tested, twice

H

[sunndog]

fridge's and freezers top to bottom..........parakeets

[Gloop]

Sfa in mine. Couple of pheasants and a bit of Muntie as I'm running low. May be a few bunnies as well. All (really should check my spelling better. All, not ass, thanks for the correction) pelts and carcasses disposed of. There are not a lot of rabbits on the farm at the moment. Must be doing far too good a job.

[SikaStag]

I think it is confirmed. You are weird. I can just the insurance assessor rolling his or her eyes when you make a claim for you freezer going on the bung.


Ian

[Dustyman]

Sorry gloop but what's an "Ass pelt " ? Rgds Ian

Venison , rabbits , rabbit pelts , goose breast, pheasant , pigeon breasts and a duck . Not that weird but I have got a fallow head rotting out in the shed waiting to be boiled . Bit ripe now !

[Hartshot]

Sorry gloop but what's an "Ass pelt " ? Rgds Ian

Venison , rabbits , rabbit pelts , goose breast, pheasant , pigeon breasts and a duck . Not that weird but I have got a fallow head rotting out in the shed waiting to be boiled . Bit ripe now !

Uh oh, I feel a punchline coming on....................................

[Gloop]

Incorrect spelling changed. I suppose having an asses pelt would get me in so much trouble.

[Hartshot]

You could have said "asspelt" (ispelled) it wrong..... no, ok