Odd innit

[rodp]

Yup I know the advert !
Would use her sh1te as toothpaste!

That might just spoil your chances of furthering the relationship to a more intimate level

Not from what the lads at work keep showing me on fb There's some right weirdo's about it seems

[hairyyoda]

Rod's quote >>> "There's some right weirdo's about it seems"

Sometimes "I FEAR" that I fall into that category quite often
I was in Morrison's Llanelli a few weeks ago minding my own business discreetly reading through this months Sporting Gun, a smartly dressed 40 something woman came clip clopping past leaving a waft of a vapour trail of nostril arousing perfume in here wake
My natural reaction was to turn and look and sniff the air again and mentally give her a eleven out of ten of credit score in my head for her presentation
Three seconds later a older woman who I presume was her mother "gave me the evil eye" and seriously frowned at me for what seemed like minutes ?
Highly embarrassed but "very pleasant to the nose and the eye anyway"
I must learn some self discipline ?
Phil

[Radagast]

Women dress to be noticed.
Only unmarried billionaires with a title of nobility are allowed to notice.
Obviously womens logic isn't.
As I mentioned to a young lady who was dressed to catch a man, "you are fishing. You have to accept catching an old boot every now and then."

[hairyyoda]

You know when your "brain is mellowing" when your drawn more towards the "mumsy female" than towards the "I am special heavy maintenance models"

Thanks
Phil

[Radagast]

I knew I was getting old when I saw a 17 year old blonde beauty walking down the road with her mum. I thought "Thats hot!". I was looking at the mum. That was 15 years ago.

[hairyyoda]

I base some of my skewed logic around when your children decide which nursing home they are going to put you in I would think that a good old fashioned mumsy and caring woman is going to look after someone a bit better than a younger care free woman who could be "glued to facebook or twitter ? or painting their nails" and not really interested in looking after grumpy old people

We can only live in hope
Phil

[sedstar]

god made us MICKS last? he was done practicing on the other races, heh heh heh

at least we know enough to EAT potatoes instead of make booze out of it, lol...

[hairyyoda]

Sedstar
"Potcheen" was not originally concocted as a brain deadening spirit for enjoyment ? the recipe was first trailed as a paint stripping formula that could also dissolve soft enamel and the hard glaze on ceramics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poit%C3%ADn

Our Irish ancestors also refined a rougher distilled recipe for the old TVO tractors to save the duty on the petrol , down side to that idea was that unburned fumes from the strong alcoholic brew wafting back from the up front tractor exhaust stack sent many a tractor driver through the odd hedge or down a ditch
Health & Safety and fewer agricultural calamities vastly improved when diesel became the norm for tractor fuel.

Thanks
Phil