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hairyyoda
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American humour.

Post by hairyyoda » 30 Apr 2016, 19:10

:wave: American humour

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only one sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him.
After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man, soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his
arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued
to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed-by, lo and behold
there was another shipwreck but the only
survivor was Hillary Clinton.

That evening, the man brought Hillary to the
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful
evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but He finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him
he replied "can you take the dog for a walk.'

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Re: American humour.

Post by nealh » 30 Apr 2016, 21:04

lmoa :wtf:
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Re: American humour.

Post by Frogman Ladue » 05 May 2016, 02:46

Humor....not humour.

Sounds more like a roddy joke. :P
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Re: American humour.

Post by some bloke » 05 May 2016, 03:21

Haha, I lioks thaaat. :D

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