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Re: Vice President Fararge

Post by hairyyoda » 25 Apr 2016, 14:48

:wave: Mr Pickled Branston :thumbup:
I can give you a good deal on several gross of bagged daffodil bulbs ready for an early planting for next spring :thumbup: and if you are interested :think: I can also lay my hands a very large quantity of fresh seaweed as there appears to be a above average bumper crop on offer at the moment (it's all to do with the "Spring Tides" and the "Pull of the Moon"). Other the above products there seems to be a lot of bargain price Welsh Lamb on offer following many reports about Lamb-napping, or if your up for a bigger commitment stretching over several lifetimes there are numerous redundant coal mines that could be holding rich viable seams of that expensive "black stuff". If only you would have shown interest and asked a few months ago "Cockles were in big demand" but March to July is the principal breeding season for our native "Cockles" but the powers to be have ruled that there are far too many people pooing and peeing into our inshore waters and it's very uncertain how any local cockle harvest will pan out etc. but if your keen on trying to venture into any cockle reselling enterprise in any parts of your home counties "I know a woman who knows a fisherman who's uncle is very big in supplying pallets of pickled cockles in white vinegar ? Thinking about it "Pickled Cockles and Branston Pickle" could have future as a convenience snack :thumbup: The only other venture in these parts that is being touted around in the media for sale right now and have already confirmed that they are looking for a new buyer is a very cheap steel works in a small seaside town called Port Talbot which is 10 miles or so up the coast from Swansea. Thousand apologies for being whimsical and not sticking to the thread subject. Me bad :wtf: Phil
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Re: Vice President Fararge

Post by Radagast » 25 Apr 2016, 16:12

Pickle: Lightly molested sheep or course.
The one thing I notice from this thread is that Beurocrats, Eurocrats, Autocrats all have rat as a root word. No wonder tbey hate guns - they have a racial fear of an airgun pellet in the arse if they appear where they aren't welcome. :lol:
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Re: Vice President Fararge

Post by Radagast » 25 Apr 2016, 16:22

Bruce the unelected officials love multinational organisations for the same reason local polies hate them. Removing local elected officials means there will be less oversight and more jobs for the unelected.
The elected officials who love the the U.N. etc always seem to end up working for it or being an ambassador to it when they inevitably lose office.
Pickle, the correct solution for Greece is for the Germans to repossess it then sell it to Turkey. Greece has never paid its way, so let the renewed Ottoman Empire have it. :twisted:

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Re: Vice President Fararge

Post by rodp » 25 Apr 2016, 16:35

hairyyoda wrote::wave: Best idea I have right now for you Pickled Branston :thumbup: >>>
"would be for you to rip your whole heating apparatus off the wall and throw it out and make a scrap pile ready for when the recycled metal market picks up :lol: and forget about any ideas of thermal economy, it's just to much worry for you in not knowing what your future gas bill might be when it lands on your doorstep :lolno: . Get yourself a large sized decommissioned propane gas bottle and remodel and fabricate it into a log burner (plenty of information and plans on line just remember that google is your friend), then buy yourself a good chainsaw, a trailer and a good towing vehicle with a winch and your good to go for free heating :thumbup: . It's a win win situation you can get warm when you are cutting and collecting for your log pile and also enjoy the outdoor scenery and fresh air as a plus and also have all the benefits of your free heating source when you get time to relax and put your feet up. :thumbup:
Idle hands = to much time for bad humour. :roll: Phil

Ha ha, got one of those at work. 1 empty cylinder, 1 mig welder, 20 minutes and you have a wood burner that glows red hot :thumbup:
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Re: Vice President Fararge

Post by hairyyoda » 25 Apr 2016, 17:59

:wave: Update :thumbup:
Click on the link below for some essential reading for any interested cockle hunter/gatherer before setting forth on to any foreshore for some food gathering adventures, plus you will need a good pair of stout chest waders, a wide brimmed sou'wester "same as the man is wearing on his head on the Fisherman Friends cough sweet packaging" and a heavyweight yellow oilskin coat so that you are well protected from any adverse weather conditions like the heavy rain and the splashing mud that is very common on the foreshore etc. The bright yellow oilskin will also be very helpful for the Coast Guard to spot you if the weather closes in on you quickly and a rescue is required etc. :thumbup: >>>

http://www.jjbooks.com/blog/how-to-ambush-a-cockle

And remember be very careful out there, not for the faint hearted or anyone with a nervous disposition :thumbup:
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Re: Vice President Fararge

Post by rodp » 25 Apr 2016, 18:15

hairyyoda wrote::wave: Update :thumbup:
Click on the link below for some essential reading for any interested cockle hunter/gatherer before setting forth on to any foreshore for some food gathering adventures, plus you will need a good pair of stout chest waders, a wide brimmed sou'wester "same as the man is wearing on his head on the Fisherman Friends cough sweet packaging" and a heavyweight yellow oilskin coat so that you are well protected from any adverse weather conditions like the heavy rain and the splashing mud that is very common on the foreshore etc. The bright yellow oilskin will also be very helpful for the Coast Guard to spot you if the weather closes in on you quickly and a rescue is required etc. :thumbup: >>>

http://www.jjbooks.com/blog/how-to-ambush-a-cockle

And remember be very careful out there, not for the faint hearted or anyone with a nervous disposition :thumbup:
:lolno: Phil
I've seen some "Fishermens friends" around the docks, and they certainly weren't wearing oilskins, weren't wearing much at all to be honest :o
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Re: Vice President Fararge

Post by pickle » 25 Apr 2016, 19:00

I just love you guys. Well, hairyyoda, should you reside in a triangle boundary formed from/by Carmarthen, St. Dogmaels and New Quay you may well have inherited the night should you have spent any real time out concealed after dark. Your experiences may well be very special and quite possibly there is no man on this forum better placed than you to understand the night - except me. No response required - leave it with you. My wife just loves Daffodils. Port Talbot was always an eerie place. I wanted to add here that Port Talbot Steel Works will always have a kind of spooky place in my heart - every time I passed it, it was like some travelling through a portal of time immemorial, almost a religious landmark, 'where destiny with men for pieces played'. That man Radagast - your politics are as outrageous as your infectious enthusiasm and love of sheep probably. I never enjoyed lamb until my wife cooked it with herbs and spices. Now the local supermarket does it packaged. How can we let Germany flog Greece to the Turks - its undemocratic and besides we would never see the money returned. I believe that Greece and Turkey are ideally matched - pirates to a man. No quarter given none expected. I can't stand Doner Kebabs or Ouzo - so greasy. Remember the Ottomans are afraid of Noman and that includes Russians. The Greeks are only a afraid of their own purist vulnerabilities. Oh and by the way a memory from somewhere on this forum, Levi Strauss copies are now made in Turkey and the Philippines under copy licence of course. The trouble is stupid Western Europeans only think they are getting a bargain if they have to pay through he nose - for quality - they wouldn't know quality from rank sawdust cloth Made in Chelsea which is what their brains are made of.
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Re: Vice President Fararge

Post by rodp » 25 Apr 2016, 19:23

pickle wrote:I just love you guys. Well, hairyyoda, should you reside in a triangle boundary formed from/by Carmarthen, St. Dogmaels and New Quay you may well have inherited the night should you have spent any real time out concealed after dark. Your experiences may well be very special Oh Phil's special allright, he's our resident "special" personand quite possibly there is no man on this forum better placed than you to understand the night - except me. No response required - leave it with you. My wife just loves Daffodils. Port Talbot was always an eerie place - 'where destiny with men for pieces played'. That man Radagast - your politics are as outrageous as your infectious enthusiasm and love of sheep maybe He's an Aussie, they're "odd" at times. I never enjoyed lamb until my wife cooked it with herbs and spices. Now the local supermarket does it packaged. How can we let Germany flog Greece to the Turks They flog it to who they like we don't want the place. Personally I think they'll struggle to give it away let alone flog it - its undemocratic and besides we would never see the money returned. I believe that Greece and Turkey are ideally matched - pirates to a man. No quarter given none expected. I can't stand Doner Kebabs or Ouzo - so greasy. Remember the Ottomans I'm sure we have one of those in a bedroom somewhere are afraid of Noman and that includes Russians. The Greeks are only a afraid of their own purist vulnerabilities Is that a vegetable?. Oh and by the way a memory from somewhere on this forum, Levi Strauss copies are now made in Turkey and the Philippines under copy licence of course. The trouble is stupid Western Europeans only think they are getting a bargain if they have to pay through he nose - for quality - they wouldn't know quality from rank sawdust in Chelsea which is what their brains are made of.
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Re: Vice President Fararge

Post by Midnight.Sun » 27 Apr 2016, 05:02

Radagast wrote: Greece has never paid its way, so let the renewed Ottoman Empire have it. :twisted:
I know you're kidding, calling them "renewed empire", but i can't help not to tell you some facts about them, that you may not know too much of.

But first

Germany couldn't let Greece out of the EU, and eventually payed them what they needed to solve their economic crisis, simply because the Social (formerly communists) newly elected party then in Greece stood up like the men they are, supported by the majority of the Greeks and threatened to leave the EU and tear down all commitment of the unfair dept the EU had put Greece under at the past Greeks politicians terms, and there were back and forth discussions, but as soon the Russians invited and worm welcomed Tsipras in his first visit to Moscow, saying that they will support Greece out of its economic crisis, suddenly the Greece headline news disappeared. Actually Russia would have loved the EU had proceed with its intention, but EU (Germany) was wise to keep the Greeks and sort out what was previously described by dead end situation. Greece that the EU makes the general public think -including the Greeks themselves- that it's worthless to Europe, which is untrue at all if the EU markets and companies make investments to benefit from the Greeks working force class and their excellent industrial heritage, instead of going to the Chinese to make everything. I think it's about time for all European Governments to make regulations for a static percentage of European manufacturing workers inside every company, or less the economic is going to keep heading down for the unjustified companies profit. On the other hand the Russians made it clear that Greece is of great value on so many levels to them, and they declared that publicly and formally in many meetings.

Now for the Turkish government

Well, they are in much deeper shi* than one may think, but first let me tell you about early when they were elected in 2001 or so. The Syrian ruling System (State, Government, Regime, what ever it is !?) as a deep rooted, wise, time test proven old political player, went on and offered good intentions to the newly elected then, because it is a branch of its old nemesis enemies the Muslems Brotherhood Movement, and they were certainly going to create big threats inside the country, by then the Turks accepted with pleasure because they where very fresh, and knew how much capable the Syrians were, and that it was a choice between prosperity or not staying long to taste it. The Syrians also then were entering a new phase under the young new president Bashar Assad who succeeded his father of late! And said he intended to lead Syria into modernity and prosperity as well, so they both had mutual interest in what the Turks called it the Zero Problems policy, and a long honey moon relationship went along, Syrian President ringing the Turkish Market Bell, many formal visits back and forth, the two First Families dining together, First Ladies opening project in both countries, the Turkish products flooded in the Syrian markets taking a big share out of our industry market share, tourism went along with flying colours more towards Turkey of course, what was a lot more benefits to the bigger country no doubt about it, and it went like that for ten years.

Then just days after Arabic Spring reached Syria, Erdogan went out in public announcing that he will open Turkey's land for the Syrian Opposition (which was mainly the Islamists), just like that. The Syrian officials went, you will pay mother fuc***. And similar stories went on with both Qatar and Saudi Arabia.

Syrian agencies and military forces becoming day after day more brutal against the loyalists to Turkey and Gulf States among the Syrian Muslems Sunni majority, and the foreign Sunni Salafi Jihadists that came in shortly to assist them, and it's been going on ever since, and the sisi Turks Ottomans are yet to find the courage to help their loyalists directly, instead they asked NATO for Patriot Rocket System because they were afraid of the small Syrian country's ballistic missiles (Russia wasn't involved yet), all they did later was sending weapons and religious mercenaries to their deaths, thinking that by weakening the Syrian defence forces, they will eventually rule Syria by proxy, and it's been five years till now.

As result, Erdogan lost majority in the elections and repeated it to win majority, trying to change Turkey into religious state, ruined the peace process with PKK and started civil war inside his country, Turkey now is facing Guerrilla warfare inside the Kurdish Cities in the south, the Kurds whom had won the second biggest share earning second place in the first and legal elections that Erdogan cancelled and repeated, Erdogan regime now heading first rates globally in putting Turkish journalists in jails and closing newspapers, hated all over the world, surrounded by enemies (with Russia now involved), his sun is opening secret training camps and arming and supporting Islamic mercenaries, and trading oil for arms and goods with ISIS, and crying over their later defeats like in Palmyra. They went from Zero Problems policy to Maximum Problems.

Erdogan's only success is when he meets Angela Merkel to be fair with the Sultan, maybe because he thinks of her as only a woman (you need to understand what that is like to a Muslems Brotherhood Movement member).

Same story and even more intense role had been going on with Saudi Arabia, who is now involved in an over its head war with neighbouring Yemen, and went eventually broke, swinging numbers right and left in the face of the US, like 700 billion assets on the US soil, threatening to sell them if the hidden 9/11 investigation papers went to supreme court and a rule against Saudi princess and sheikhs is declared, making fools of hemselves, then Obama calmed them and promised to veto the congress on that issue, and convinced them to sell their assets in their land, as yesterday they said that they are selling 1% of Aramco shares and other assets and lands in their state for 2000 billion dollars, founding some 2030 Economic Vision, becoming a joke as the only buyers there will be eventually are themselves of Saudi families.

So as brutal the Ottomans ruthless invaders used to sound, and the cleansing massacers crimes against humanity that they've done without punishment, the 1.5 million Arminians Christians and the several hundreds of thousands of other unarmed poor hungry Christians minority's during WW1, now there's non of it, all that has changed, them and their new generations of ISIS and its alikes are worthless, a disposable assets, dying every day by the hundreds like dogs, thinking that they are serving "God" by seeking to kill the atheists and the mixers in faith by more than one God (like Christian's Father, Son, and Holly Spirit), aiming to spread their "rightful religion" in the lands of athletes and Christians and Jews, and believe that they're going to get laid with beautiful mermaids women in heaven as a reward if they die in Jehad (Islamic holly war against non Muslems), and that's just some of a very long list of illusions that they base their beliefs around. And the current war in Syria is all about using it as a battlefield land for killing them, on behalf of the rest of the world.

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