Morning.

[Midnight.Sun]

It's the goods smuggling then..

Didn't know you have that in the first world!
Well.. At least you don't have piracy. ( i think)
It's good, some bloke is not a boat driver, or a fisherman in Somalia!

But the best thing ever, that he's not a milk man anywhere.


Good day guys

[some bloke]

Bear in mind the original post referred to rather mundane easily achieved sheep shagging, usually done with the aid of a pair of wellies - which I think counts as rape because the poor lambs are held captive.

I wasn't actually doing any milking, shame on anyone thinking I'd do such a thang.

The stool was for standing on after we'd tied the tail out the way...... when we weren't tipping them over of course.

[Midnight.Sun]

A city boy here some bloke, don't know a lot about country, all i got that:

The first OP was about our new friend JW kidding about the area he is from, that they're all known to do sheeps, then Radagast took it further about his NZ neighbour's system of doing it humanly, then i thought that you were exaggerating even more further and taking it to a higher level saying that you do cows in Cornwall, i laughed at that point because it sounded like the exaggeration stile of the legendary "The Four Yorkshire Men" sketch.

The concept of tipping cows is a to me, i don't know what you mean, i thought it was f**** the cow, could it be a real way for doing something regular when raising cows IDK ? I might got it a little wrong then.

I was thinking no body would want their milk delivery man to be a cow shagger ...sorry

[rodp]

It's the goods smuggling then..

Didn't know you have that in the first world!
Well.. At least you don't have piracy. ( i think)
It's good, some bloke is not a boat driver, or a fisherman in Somalia!

But the best thing ever, that he's not a milk man anywhere.


Good day guys

Hi Midnight, Cornwall (where Dave comes from originally) was famous (infamous) for wrecking and smuggling, they used to hold oil lamps and light fires on hill tops above the rocks to deliberately wreck ships, then nick all the cargo.
As for piracy, I think you'll find England was up there with the best of them, we may even have invented it Bear in mind England at one time ruled the waves, even the navy (kings / Queens ships) used pirates as mercenary's

[Midnight.Sun]

Hi Midnight, Cornwall (where Dave comes from originally) was famous (infamous) for wrecking and smuggling, they used to hold oil lamps and light fires on hill tops above the rocks to deliberately wreck ships, then nick all the cargo.
As for piracy, I think you'll find England was up there with the best of them, we may even have invented it Bear in mind England at one time ruled the waves, even the navy (kings / Queens ships) used pirates as mercenary's

Yes i'm aware of some bits of them information, but i supposed it is only a part from the past now, but apparently it's still in the genes of some Cornwallis .
One might wonder about those fine HQ scopeless he makes, can be handy for the modern days , that explains his determination.


Ahhh.. Great Britain, what a rich history


And seriously what a rich history

[Radagast]

They only became rich because they were successful pirates! Piracy was outlawed because the govt. doesn't like competition. But they were willing to subcontract the work out to privateers.
Admiralty courts were given the job of dividing the loot and making sure the Crown got its cut. They later became divorce courts. Any guy who's been through a divorce knows the function hasn't changed at all!

Cornwall was known as the Wrecking Coast at one time. Lots of pics and info here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... recks.html

Cow tipping is an urban legend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping
As is immobilizing the sheep by sticking its rear legs into your Wellingtons. All I can say to that is EWE!!
Dave seems to know all about Country Matters, as Shakespeare referred to them. Just delete the o. Best to wear rubber gloves when shaking hands with him. It's not a case of not knowing where they've been, its _knowing_ where they have been.

If you check out this map here:
https://hbdchick.files.wordpress.com/20 ... apping.jpg
You will see that Cornwall & Devonshire are genetically distinct to the rest of England. The Cornovii & Dumnonii tribes of Roman times are still the majority in their ancestral homelands & still maintain their incomprehensible local language (although they claim to be speaking English). Their educated Class still write in Ogham. If you don't believe me, go and get a prescription from a local doctor!

I fully expect the slagging of Aussies to begin promptly!

[some bloke]

But can you explain 'dreckly' radders?

[Radagast]

Same as a Round Tuit?

[Midnight.Sun]

Sorry then, i thought a wrong meaning for tipping, now I understand some bloke (Dave) when he mentioned tipping, he was not taking the shagging aspect (sex with animals) to a higher level of exaggeration, he was just adding to the cruelty with animals aspect that you mentioned as a forbidden thing in NZ. Tipping then is just having fun and literally tip the cows over by sneaking them up while they are asleep (standing on 4 legs!) or just sleepy, and using the stol to stand on. That explains the hands worm up thing.

Well it is funny on both ends after all, thanks for explaining.

And thanks for the Daily Mail article it was exactly like I imagined the story was (based on Rod's post) but with real stories and beautiful old photography.

[Radagast]

Yup. Tipping cows is not the same and tupping cows.