A true story

[silent shooter]

George went duck hunting. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
George climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked George what he was doing.

George responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and your not coming over here."

The indignant George replied. "I'm one of the best shooters around, and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything that you own.

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in these parts. We settle small disagreements like this, with the Three Kick Rule."

George asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"

The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth until someone gives up."

George quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger with his size eleven boots, He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly gets down from the tractor and walked up to the George. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the George's groin, which dropped him to his knees.

His second kick nearly ripped the nose off his face.

George was flat on his belly, when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly causing him to give up, but didn't.

George summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said,

"Naw, I give up, You can keep the duck!

[Gloop]

Oh good grief.

[Fox Hunter]

Brilliant