A nice quiet engine, well sound proofed, not bothered about high speed but must have rotating drop axles to alter the ground clearance, hydrostatic drive, tyres not as big as those on the Russian job but must be low pressure with soft sidewalls (after all that's the only suspension you'll have).
Adjustable track width would be nice to fit in tram lines.
Front opening window to poke a rifle out of, now to get really silly, a rotating glass dome on the roof with rifle slot.
Good heating system and comfy seating would be a must, a bed for all nighters would be good
Oh look! I've woken up now and the dream has faded.
















